alexander the great. no im not talking about that bitch alexander from wherever alexander the great from history was from im talking about technoblade.
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alexander the great. no im not talking about that bitch alexander from wherever alexander the great from history was from im talking about technoblade.
im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian
i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free
its so fucked up that people on leashes is seen as like a petplay thing. i feel like if someone gets lost a lot but wants to be within five meters of the group at all times. they should be allowed to have a five meter lead attached to them that is held by someone they trust. this feels obvious. and yet if you go outside like that you will be seen as a pervert of sex. absurd.
That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
I think abt this tiktok all the time
I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi
my super power is that i can make several people reblog a picture of a maned wolf, look:
look maned wolf are just so special okay? it has nothing to do with you... it's just... just look:
unrelated (or not) but they made a show where one of the characters (the main one, actually) is a maned wolf werewolf? i think there is vampires too? and a lesbian couple.
She looks kinda nervous. She's surprisingly tall. She's got looong socks. She's just like me.
Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick
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I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)
and out of the darkness - you you you you you
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know