me irl

"Eu não sou besta pra tirar onda de herói, sou vacinado eu sou cowboy, cowboy fora da lei" || agender ||🇧🇷 || autism & tourette's haver || NOT a minor || @cactus-azul and @cactus-stories main acc

[w0rped-moss]

alexander the great. no im not talking about that bitch alexander from wherever alexander the great from history was from im talking about technoblade.

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[milf--adjacent]

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[oakleybillions]

Recently reached master ball rank in pokemon TCGP with my jolteon deck! She reminds me of my cat who also loves chewing wires lol

[enki2]

[sharkfiinn]

loser duo

[hockeyfinches]

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[apollos-boyfriend]

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[nickandros]

it's so funny how immune i am to hustle culture. people will talk about taking breaks for their mental health and how difficult it was for them to do what was right for them and i'm like. it's absolutely unreal how quickly i'll dump something i don't want to do anymore.

[gayforjuza]

this

[lutraviolet]

i keep forgetting to post sorry, heres scolipede stretching like a kitty

[laserwalnut]

Blue-nosed mole-girlfriends

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[our-trans-punk-experience]

in my town the blackberries ripened in June. It was too hot to cook with them and we needed the limited freezer space so we couldnt save them as well as we wanted and the heat attracts flies which spoil them quicker.

In parts of the world, wildfires rage every summer, getting closer to the towns each year. In many places this is never reported.

Food is spoiling quicker than it can be eaten. Forests are burning quicker than they can be planted. People make money quicker than it can ever be spent.

Never let anyone convince you this is normal.