Funny Junk and stuff

Things I find funny. Which you will likely find funny as well. And if you don't... Fuck you. Yeah... It's that kind of humor.

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Pfff... The fuck you mean "rare"?

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I mean... I'd rather have that info before I'm balls deep, but sure...

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If these aren't called "Butt Munches" you're wasting my time.

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The cue ball is in the center of the table. The fuck is he doing?

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This doesn't work! I can't get internet where I live. I've just found other ways to procrastinate.

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This is the reincarnation of Steve Irwin and nobody can convince me otherwise.

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Well hang on... The bottle says SENSITIVE dog shampoo and, in my opinion, that dog looks at least 5x more sensitive now. I'd say the shampoo worked just fine.

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Apparently I was killed by everything.

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I dunno... something tells me my 30's won't be much different.

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This is something Sid would do. Have you not seen the movie? You've become the villain.

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That's literally everyone and I have social anxiety. This was a lousy suggestion.

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Is... Is this a murder confession?

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I once took my dog into a field 10 feet from her yard and she got so frightened that she peed on my foot and ran home.

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I don't trust any of them. I just don't have a choice.

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Amateur! Instead of catching doubles, he should've just tossed a Ditto in there.

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Seems "unfauxgettable" is a bit fauxgetful.

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Wingman goals.