:3

[celebritiesandmovies]

[itsohh]

uh so yeah fuck tumblr, half of my dash is blocked because its comedy so um this is probs gonna b inactive now and ill b creating a new acocunt because ucant edit your prefernces if ur under 18, (even though the legal age in my country is 16) so uh yeah laters

[suppermariobroth]

There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this post is fucking horrifying

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[chestking]

[manfuckyopride]

[surprisebitch]

im kim tbh

[mannypacqyaoii]

[dinomoder]

Reaper: There’s a bug on you

Jack: Oh shit, where?

Reaper:

[mbwsonot-deactivated20200804]

[memewhore]

[hotasice]

AND THE POEMS

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

[feynites]

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this

[shewillfeatdrake]

me with tumblr on my screen someone: oh u have tumblr? me: no

[nootofboot]

oh man that’s some cute anime picture right there, wait, what’s that in the corner.

oh

oh no

[nymphetaminelithium]

U wot m8

[shavedvice-deactivated20170619]

why

[anchovy-official]

someone literally had to have sold their soul to the devil for this kind of skill holy shit

[ohh-um-okay]

Genji: I need healing!

Zenyatta: *throws the Orb of Destruction at him*

Genji: I said healing!

Zenyatta: I thought you said “hurting.”

Genji: Why would I say hurting!

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[onlytwitterpics]

[hxghgarden]

seriously, why does no one talk about this movie? 

it’s 

a

pure 

gold 

cinematic 

master 

piece 

[drackiszunk]

One of the greatest movies ever.

[sassycobradenmother]

This is one of my all time favorites.

“Mr. Body’s body! It’s gone!”

[roseonabeach]

This movie was so fucking confusing

[thebatglare-deactivated20140210]

I remember it had three endings and on the dvd there was a surprise me option, so great

[rospeaks]

this is one of my favorite movies of all fucking time

[bye-i-dont-like-u]

[face--ass]

nobody is more emo than the octopus