Food, Furries, and Memes.

Also check out my stevenwithdandd blog or stevenwithporn blog of you're into those, very self explanatory.

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

i genuinely hope anyone ages 13-15 on this website (or, god forbid, younger) stays safe and keeps their private information secure and really private 

please, if you’re really young on tumblr, try not to get swept up in the discourse and the tremendous amount of arguing with strangers that goes on here. i know you probably feel mature for your age but this website, like, really psychologically affects youth, and i encourage you to be cautious about your interactions with people on here

 please, kiddos, stay safe

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

additionally, for my young, non-adult followers,

depression memes about wanting to die aren’t a healthy coping mechanism and can lead to worsening symptoms of your own mental health if overindulged in

you are not garbage. or trash. i know these terms are popular on here, but you shouldn’t be calling yourself that. you have everything you need inside of you to become your best self, even if it’s hard to see that

seriously, really don’t trust adults who want to date you. don’t trust adults who call you hot, flirt with you, ask you sexual questions, or ask you for nudes. (that last one is VERY illegal, also, please get help from a trusted non-creepy adult if this happens to you)

the opinions of complete strangers who aren’t interacting with you typically aren’t worth it. move on, use the block button. it’s not worth engaging with people who are going to make you feel awful or unsafe

take breaks from tumblr if it’s getting really stressful for you. talk to friends if you’ve got em, play a videogame or do whatever it is that can take your mind off the massive amounts of Hell on this website

recovery is good. it’s really, really good. if you’re having mental health issues, please seek out help if you can, or ask a trusted adult or friend for guidance. you are not alone. don’t let this website make you feel like you are

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Ok boomer

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

im 22 and i joined this site when i was 13

[techcore-kitten]

Ok Neurotypical

[mechanicalboots]

No this is seriously good advice even and especially for neurodivergent people. Getting caught up in discourse can be paralyzing and you wind up doing nothing good out of fear of messing up and it can mess up your self worth even if you think you’re perfectly confident in yourself. It’s also always a good idea to keep your personal information private and you really are not obligated to share it. You do not owe anyone on the internet anything unless you made a business transaction.

[techcore-kitten]

Ok Neurotypical

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

im autistic and have adhd

[goredanimal]

op, genius: hey maybe don’t actively do stuff that will hurt your mental health and keep an eye on your behavior

people incapable of critical thinking:

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[beebugger]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[stevenwithfood]

Oops it's been like a year since I was on tumblr

[teratomic]

Back on my bullshit

Eggplant pillow

God I need sleep 😭

[lesbiskammerat]

i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish

[lesbiskammerat]

[paper-mario-wiki]

i was running from my room to the family room to get my phone charger and im naked cuz i just got outta the shower and everyone is asleep and i heard a loud “CLACK” from an unidentifiable location on my lower body and since my leg still gets sore from when i broke it in september i thought “oh god did my leg just re-break? did i put too much pressure on it?” but then i realized it wasnt my leg it was just my big stupid thighs slapping together because i was running like an ape with my body unnecessarily spread out like this

[kunaiman]

“I’m trying to get my phone charger, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my thighs keeps alerting the guards.”

[jaspercaps]

[welcomeprincessovhell]

This post made me a homophobe

[james-m-k]

If you ever think a video game you’re playing is facetious, instead consider EarthBound:

About three quarters through the game, the player finds a weapon called the Casey Bat. It is the strongest weapon in the game by a large margin, so naturally the player will equip it to Ness instantly. What isn’t indicated, though, is that it has a 75% miss rate. Players are often bewildered by the fact that at a certain point in the game, Ness suddenly becomes incapable of hitting anything.

The player is at one point given the option to buy an egg. The egg does nothing. But it will randomly hatch into a chick without notifying the player. While a chick is in the player’s inventory, a beeping sound will play constantly. There is no indication of why this is happening.

A boss called the Clumsy Robot has a move where it eats a bolonge sandwich. The text prompt will say that it recovers an enormous, demoralising amount of HP from doing this. It actually does nothing. The text prompt is lying.

At one point the player is given the option to buy a machine from an inventor. They are told they need the machine to progress in the game. It is incredibly expensive. The machine isn’t needed for anything at all, and it breaks when you use it.

To get into one of the villains’ lair, you have to know the secret password. The secret password is five minutes of silence. You have to stand in front of the door into the lair for five minutes without doing anything, then you will be allowed in.

Fuck your noise. EarthBound went hard.

[paper-mario-wiki]

thinking about getting some coffee for energy because i have one friend who really likes coffee and i am an impressionable young man

what kind of coffee should i get that doesnt taste like doo-doo trash?

the only coffee ive ever had was the free coffee they gave to students in the morning at my high school before school started.

[paper-mario-wiki]

why is coffee so goddamn bitter i ordered vanilla cream and said “please dont make it bitter” and it’s still so bitter it hurts me

[palmer]

“uwah!! cweamy vaniwwa cowffee hurty!! úw—“

[paper-mario-wiki]

[stevenwithfood]

[stevenwithfood]

Factorio is so cool

[chongoblog]

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

[doritoarts]

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

[mackycheese]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

[thekingofpickles]

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

[mental-cobweb]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[paper-mario-wiki]

You talk so flatly about your bf it doesn't seem like you actually like him lmao

its cuz the only time people bring em up is to ask why when they go to his blog his blog isnt there anymore and it really confuses and confounds them

[paper-mario-wiki]

[aiweirdness]

GANCats

A new paper from NVIDIA recently made waves with its photorealistic human portraits. Called StyleGAN, the algorithm had a new training dataset pulled from Flickr, with a wider range of ages and skin tones than in other portrait datasets. (If your pictures are on Flickr with the right license, your picture might have been used to train StyleGAN). Thanks to that big dataset, a new method of generating images, and a staggering amount of computer power, its human faces are indeed impressive. But, to prove that their method doesn’t just work for human faces, they also generated bedrooms, and cars… and cats.

The cats are so much fun.

In many ways, generating cats is more of a challenge than generating human faces, since cats can be in so many different poses. It has an easier time generating texture than figuring out where all the legs and tails go.

I’ve noticed that for some reason, whenever it generates kittens, one is normal and the rest are haunted. There must be something difficult about pictures containing multiple subjects.

Its humans are even worse, proving that the difference between it and the version that was impressively good at generating human faces was all in the training data.

Speaking of training data, StyleGAN’s training data was something called LSUN Cat. Evidently, LSUN Cat’s images were sourced from the internet, because when it generated some cats, it added meme text to them, assuming that white blocky lettering is just part of what “cat” is.

It also attempted to generate cats with the Shutterstock watermark, although actually spelling “Shutterstock” proved tricky for it.

Another delightful thing about its internet-derived dataset: quite a lot of the cats look an awful lot like Grumpy Cat. She’s only one cat, but she had a profound impact on what StyleGAN thinks cats look like.

There are far more amazing cats than would fit in this blog post. In this bonus material, I’ve collected a few more of my favorites, including several with meme text, perfect for your internet communication needs. You can get them by entering your email here.

You can look through 100,000 example cats, and generate your own, here.

[hotepiscancelled-deactivated202]

Ma'am, your organs are shutting down.

[kromaek]

Wombman

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

imagine being so insufferably self righteous even your organs yeet

[teratomic]

The spider queen Asteria

This is her in her “human”-ish form

She’s got a full spider form I’ll probably draw at some point

[sarahseeandersen]