My Real Name Is Jan.

i want to see the world through as many pairs of eyes i can find.

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[thejusticethatissocial]

on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someone’s gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao

[f1rstperson]

This is… not that hard….

[hamtastrophe]

check this boy out

[iverbz]

You think Jane made Tarzan shower before he murdered them cheeks or you think she let him hit gangrene, fleas and all

[fonzworthcutlass]

Jane sucked the smegma and moss off his dick.

[bimmyneutron]

[ma1a-m]

You think Tarzan was a virgin before Jane?

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

He def beat up some gorilla cheeks before Jane

[freshest-tittymilk]

You are all going to hell.

[gif87a-com]

[redmachasacorn-deactivated20171]

I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂

[carnalincarnate-deactivated2021]

Pure genius. 😂😂

[the-real-d-sandman]

fuck me

[osolage]

every time I laugh so hard i get scared I’m gonna pee

[thenatsdorf]

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[houndsister]

I was so outraged at first until I realized he was lovin it

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

You see the claws on that shit

[freshest-tittymilk]

I fucking love bears

[bitchycode]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Tell me. Do you really exist or don’t you? If you do, what are you? Who are you? Why are you? Why do I hate you?

Zinaida Gippius, from Lunar Ants: Stories; “He Is White,” (via violentwavesofemotion)

[anthenia]

Emma Watson photographed by Olivia Richardson for Into The Gloss (2017)

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[virgoassbitch]

I’m letting go. What is meant for me will be mine in the right timing if I continue to do my part. What is truly mine will still be mine even when I stop grasping it too tight. My focus is to stay grounded despite external influences and factors that are out of my control.

[lightheartedsuggestion]

You don’t need them to be proud of you. Let go of that. You can do this on your own. Their approval is only holding you back. 

[deploravel]

[gothicprep]

[leslieknopedanascully-deactivat]

[really-funny-posts]

i love this scene because Adam Scott delivers this line with such emotion that if you watched it out of context and had no idea what a calzone is then you would probably think this was some mafia movie and this scrawny little guy is about to be killed by the Calzones, a family of mobsters who don’t find accounting puns amusing