ohh.freiheit

freedom. @jez

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[dirtbaby2016]

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

[asap-dumpster-deactivated202109]

appendicitis

[arewetumbling]

in fifth grade

me: ur sitting in my seat

kid: i don't see ur name on it

me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up

[dailytwitterposts]

[xannerz]

“so how you doin’?”

[gothicprep]

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

[huelebicho-deactivated20210101]

Let her continue

[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[jvker]

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

[kushandwizdom]

[arandomthot]

Live to see another day

[ignitionremix-blog]

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

[ourjocohome]

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[snoopingasusualisee]

I wanted to find this one specific background character but Google wants to roast the entire cast

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[happytripawd]

[arewetumbling]

“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. … Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. … A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.”

— Courtney E. Martin (via penseesduchoeur)