hi friend.

[toastbutteregg]

[thebootydiaries]

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

[dizepm-deactivated20180217]

im an orange juice grandma

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

[fivevotesdown]

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[abdulraveman]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[sillyzone]

My last brain cell is heart shaped

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[somecutething]

He loves getting his haircut!

[sagefigs]

this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life 

[witch-of-space-jams]

[collegiate-confession]

[shounenchild]

THETA APPLE PIE

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[inkxlenses]

Roses & Oleander | by oliverflyphotography