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@ohmgcp
so to recap !
ollie and wicks are dating
this update was GREAT
ngozi doesn’t owe u anything
none of u are in charge of her so complaining about inconsequential details or the length of the update or how long you’ve had to wait for it or any other baseless grievance is irrelevant
if any of this bothers you i invite you to die mad about it ! goodnight!
hey man I don't personally pay for new episodes of Steven universe either but if the show doubled it's hiatus and then came out with an episode that was mainly a flashback and half the length of a regular episode id complain about that too. N makes thousands off patreon and has a book deal this comic is literally her job.
again……..ngozi has been v transparent with everyone about why the hiatus has been longer than usual, this is not information that came out of the blue and she even told everyone ahead of time that this would be a short update. also in the notes of said update she said that check please would be updating on mondays…….so it’s not like you have no idea when you’re gonna get new content again. also i’m sorry if you didn’t like the content of the update but like?? idk what 2 tell u my guy, there are episodes of my favorite shows i don’t like either that’s just life !
but sincerely i don’t know what the fuck you guys are imagining about what ngozi does on hiatus that “this is literally her job” is one of the most common arguments against her??? she isn’t laying out in a bed made out of stacks of all the money she makes from us, sipping $1000 champagne out of a crystal glass and cackling about how she bamboozled us out of $5 a month. she is uhhhhh working the entire time? i have maybe heard her twice mention in the past few years where she took time away from herself that wasn’t a holiday. also lets bear in mind that she isn’t doing this by herself anymore, there are people she’s paying (her manager george, johel who does her flats now, and she doesn’t get into every single convention for free either!!!) on top of the fact that yes! she has a book deal! which also means she’s no longer only answering to herself, and has more than one singular focus like literally every other person in her industry
but going back to the transparency. she told us she waited so long this time so that she could have a backlog of comics to, like i said in my reply on my post, keep a steadier update schedule bc - again, like i said - she has a lot going on this year, and that would have created gaps between batch updates that ppl would have inevitably complained abt like they always do
ngozi is by no means a perfect content creator but the coffee straws you guys grasp at when you complain about these things is frankly just embarrassing for you and infuriating to those who recognize how hard she actually works to make all of us happy. i’ve never in my life felt more seen and heard by a content creator than i have with ngozi and it really is unfortunate that this isn’t the case for you
Check, Please! valentines for all your ‘swawesome friends.
I need a Jack goes golfing with Coach story. I need it like life.
I don’t care if it’s pre-reveal, when Coach still thinks Jack’s just Junior’s best friend.
I don’t care if it’s after they’ve come out and Coach is just using it as an excuse to get away from Suzy and Junior to give Jack a long long shovel talk.
I don’t care if it’s years later, after Bitty and Jack have established a life together and it’s Jack taking Coach golfing as an excuse to ask for his blessing bc Jack has a ring, and it’s not permission, but Jack still wants to do it the right way…
Just. Jack and Coach golfing.
They’ve made it all the way to the seventeenth hole before Coach finally says something.
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mon chouchou
My girl @sadtomatoff asked for Jack holding their baby for this first time. This is pretty close.
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Eric wakes to an empty bed, cool sheets beside him. Over the monitor he can hear a soft, lyrical murmur, which must’ve been what woke him. He closes his eyes and just listens to Jack’s quiet, deep voice and a melody he doesn’t recognize.
He listens for a few minutes, but doesn’t hear the baby make a peep.
It’s only been a few days, but he doesn’t think the sight that greets him at their baby’s room will ever get old. Jack is laying flat on the floor with a couple pillows wedged under his neck and back, and their baby is a tiny ball of fabric and a squinchy face sound asleep on his chest. Now that he’s here, he can make out the words Jack is singing on repeat to a tune he seems to have made up.
“Je t'aime ma vie. Je t'aime, mon amour. Je t'aime, mon chouchou. Je t'aime, mon coeur,” over and over.
Eric grabs the baby’s blanket from his bassinet and drapes it over them as he lays down on the floor next to Jack.
“What are you doing down here, baby?” he asks.
“Couldn’t sleep,” says Jack.
“You or him?”
Even in the dark it’s easy to see Jack’s sheepish smile.
“Come to bed, babe. Both of you,” he adds, seeing the protest on forming on Jack’s face.
It’s a challenge to get the baby up off of Jack without waking him, but he’s been a champion sleeper so far and tonight is no exception.
Jack cups his hand around the back of Eric’s neck and kisses him so sweetly. This boy, Eric thinks. God, he wishes he knew how he got so lucky. Wishes he could bottle up this feeling, this utter contentment. He’s so full of it sometimes he feels like he could burst.
“I heard you singing to him, but I didn’t know one of the words. What’s shoo shoo?” Eric’s French comprehension has gotten better but his pronunciation will likely always be terrible. He’s definitely not looking forward to the inevitable day when his kid can out-French him.
“Tu es mon chou. Il est mon chouchou.”
Eric pulls Jack back in for another kiss. “We have to pick a name for him at some point, but chouchou is pretty damn cute, Mr. Zimmermann.”
a series of randomly-compiled receipts on jack “fuckin jocky bro” zimmermann
additional under a cut because someone control this dude
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Top 10 fave Jack and Shitty moments: Anytime Shitty gets in Jack’s bed
‘Shitty and Jack’s rooms are connected which is an important part of their friendship’
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Jack Zimmermann - OMGCP 3.12
Nursey: I'm kinda both an early bird and a night owl.
Nursey: You could say I'm more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.
i haven’t rly drawn anything in 5evr and i had a little time tonight and these boys were calling to me.
some dexnursey that i’m dedicating to @fynneyseas
cookie dough
(bc I just went through a similar plight)
Jack is baking cookies with Bitty and he gets put in charge of mixing the dough. He asks “Can I just do this with my hands?” with a frown when the wooden spoon just isn’t doin it with the butter. Bitty says sure and Jack can’t help but smile a little when he gets his hands in there and gets to squeeze butter and flour through his fingers; there’s an undeniable childlike enjoyment in the gooey, doughy mess.
And it really isn’t too messy, Jack thinks he’s doin a good job so far. But with each knead his hands get more and more coated with the cookie dough until it’s so thick on his fingers that it’s like he’s wearing oven mitts. And he can’t easily wipe it off; it’s not like one hand is clean enough to scrape the dough off the other, and when he tries it just transfers sticky dough between hopeless fingers.
“Uhh…”
“Doin okay?” Bitty asks, and Jack can hear him coming over.
“Uhh–” He looks at his hands frantically. He can’t let Bitty see him like this, he’s a mess and Bitty’s such a good baker and he looks like a giant dumbass–
Jack shoves his hands in his pockets. Some of the dough is scraped off and drops in crumbles to the floor or sticks to his pants. The rest he can feel in humid globs between his fingers, filling up the space in his pockets in a way that he knows will be awful to clean. He imagines lint getting mixed in with the chocolate chips, and…yep, a couple of quarters and the ticket stub from the movie they saw that afternoon.
Jack spins on his heels and stares at Bitty.
Bitty stares back. Mouth a straight line. There’s no question of whether or not he saw.
“…Why.”
“…I panicked.”
But hear me out JACK WAS SO NERVOUS.
We have seen him be steady and secure around Bitty because that’s what he needed. He’s been reassuring, letting him know he’s willing to take risks in his life and career go be with him. But listen, this is a fucking big deal and a huge risk for him and he has anxiety and he’s allowed to be scared.
And in those moments before he talks to George, he is allowed to have a few seconds of vulnerability where he is shaking and breathing heavy. And he pep talks himself out of it, and he says “for you and Bits” and that’s what gets him past the blockage and take the jump and Jack 110% Zimmermann might be impulsive and romantic but he’s allowed to be afraid and seek support too and I’m so emotional.
An excerpt from the Zimmerflow ™ fic because I told @omgpieplease/ @cannedtalent I would do it.
Jack makes a bet on the best day of his life and promptly forgets about it. He’s too busy being a Stanley Cup Champion to remember a ridiculous wager he’d made when he was tipsy. Besides, he was the most sober player at that party. There’s no way anyone will remember it. Right?
Wrong.
Turns out, Tater had filmed not only most of the party (“For memories, Zimmboni! Precious moments with team, no?” And really, how can Jack argue with that?) but he’d taken special care to capture every single idiotic syllable of the bet.
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Thank You...For everything.
Pre-canon, pre-Zimbits
Bitty/OMC, pre Bitty/Jack
Warnings: Relationship break-up, hurt/comfort, angst
Written for: @starlinginthenight who needed some platonic, post-break up comfort. I love you, darling. So much. I hope this helps.
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Bitty bounced around the kitchen, whistling softly, his eyes flicking to his phone every so often as he rolled out his crust, and began to shape it into the pie pan. The filling slowly simmered and thickened, the air filled with sweet spices, and he could hardly keep a smile from his face.
It wasn’t that Bitty was unhappy in general, but he’d come to Samwell because it was a place that boasted inclusivity. A place he could be himself, and be accepted for who he was. And it had worked out. Mostly. But it had been fairly lonely until lately.
Until Ransom and Holster had actually stumbled on a guy Bitty liked. A guy who seemed to like Bitty. Coffee dates turned into dinner dates, which turned into long, slow kisses on the front porch of the haus. Suffering the chirps were worth it, because Jake looked at Bitty like he was worth something.
Six months worth of something, which was like an eternity when Bitty hadn’t even had his first kiss before that. And now…
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some doodles i’ll never finish
an au where bitty has a dick roommate his freshman year who calls him Eric in a way that’s just passive aggressive enough to be noticeable
bitty: and then MATT was like ‘hey eric’ jack: bitty: GOD i hate him jack: bitty: jack: eric is your name bitty: THAT’S NOT THE POIN-
stylistic choices in check please which never cease to amuse/distress me
jack and alicia’s pupils
holster’s individual and equally sized square teeth
kent “my eye colour changes with the amount of drama i am causing at any given moment” parson
whether or not ransom has nips
those striped balls on top of bitty’s door in his vlogs??? what are they
bitty’s french fry eyebrows (frybrows?) vs chowders zebra eyebrows vs parse’s sculpted, combed, and gelled eyebrows vs holster’s distorted rectangle eyebrows. who will win
those lines on kent’s nose apparently being the faintest indicators of freckles
tango’s upside-down cat mouth. like. 3:
lardo paints her nails black. u angsty lil artiste
ms bittle’s eyes So Wide whenever she’s talking to a zimmermann. she has her prey in sight. like a goddamn lioness or something. ◉‿◉
bitty’s intricate doodles of pies in his notes. i mean. drawing a lattice that picturesque is hard for even more experienced artists and bitty doodles that in his notes all casually in blue pen what the heck
the magic yellow and/or blue world jack n bitty go into when theyre being gay. incredible
in practically any panel, if u look hard enough, you can probably find 1. a bag of multicoloured condoms, 2. somebody’s underwear, 3. a red solo cup or can of beer
n, beloved monarch of absolutely absurd details thank y
