use your glutes

hi! i'm Brie and I have an immense fondness for twenty one pilots ⋆ February 18, 2017

[betty-and-jughead]

Expectation vs Reality // Betty & Jughead vs Lili & Cole  

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[fall-out-of-formation]

[idlikeanotherjack]

Alice Cooper entering The Riverdale Register on Ep9 like

[juggiesbetts]

lili watching her man stand up for them aesthetic (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

[rarecolesprouse]

Another video of Cole talking to that woman in a friendly way 

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[suprematits]

i wanna date a baseball player

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[odetomymind]

Cause of death: Tyler Joseph playing with his hair in interviews.

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[tyjosephs]

tyler after he fell during “holding on to you” @ hangout festival

[cheating-attorney]

March To The Sea // Twenty One Pilots

Requested by @society-will-kill-ya 💕

[alien-joshua]

Happy second birthday

[tinarannosaurus]

[gifsboom]

[its-nick-bitxh]

take a fuckin sip, babes

[deputychairman]

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

[beefmilkthings]

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

[relahvant]

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice