The Shitty One

Honestly, this whole blog is a mess. • Fer •

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[shrukk]

One day you'll find someone who loves you but for now just go to sleep

[cowboylikewheeler]

fuck mike the brave. give me mike in shambles. mike on his knees sobbing. mike terrified out of his mind. mike expressing any emotion at all. i beg.

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[iremade483492348234]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[piastark]

[anxietyproblem]

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[tylostoma]

I read books and sometimes I even finish them

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[junglejim4322]

You’re telling me falling in love is real I thought that was just something made up to make music more interesting

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks