[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

THE IRONY

[couthor-deactivated20240906]

pfFFFT

[blsmuth-remade-blog]

if u expect me to be 100% fluent in my native language u are 100% incorrect

[bofurs]

[lotrlocked]

THIS IS ADORABLE.

[benedoodle-cumberpoodle]

Reblogging again because it’s way too fantastic not to.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

LMFAO OMG YES

[katxrenee]

So today we decorated gingerbread men and my friend decided to face swap them.

[polymorphic-sentient-space-rocks]

I THINK YOU FOUND MOFFATS NEXT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

THIS IS TERRIFYING

[yowheresthebathroom]

I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it.

[dextrofruitcake]

I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE

[westernlariat]

no u have to be an astronaut to get this

[walmart-slut]

Why the hell would there be an astronaut on tumblr

[pinklev-moved-deactivated201812]

you are the best and wisest man I have ever known, and yes I forgive you

gross sobbing (via judelw)

[jessaminelovelace]

"So you’re telling me you and your friends had nothing to do with this?" Lily asks, raising her eyebrows. Around them fireworks exploded, inside and outside of the castle. 

"Absolutely not," James confirms with a nod of his head, "i’ve never even seen fireworks until just this moment."

Lily rolls her eyes, smiling. “Happy New Year, Potter.”

"Happy New Year, Lily."

[jessaminelovelace]

happy new year everyone! from me and the hogwarts gang!

[amoracomplex-deactivated2014031]

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

this is the best joke ever

[dirtrider333]

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

[amoracomplex-deactivated2014031]

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

[beastector-blog]

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

you have to kill the spider

[amoosley]

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

[onvavoiir]

today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door

[melanieescapes]

#but mom the winchesters need me

[neenarchive]

There are two types of people on tumblr tonight

Those who have seen Sherlock:

And those who haven’t:

[capslockapocalypse]

SO HOW THE FUCK DID HE FUCKING DO IT

THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHERLOCK FANDOM WHO WAITED FOR FUCKING EVER AND ALL WE WANTED TO KNOW IS HOW HE DID IT AND ALL WE GOT WERE DUMMIES AND KISSING (via capslockapocalypse)

[marinaandthedildos-deactivated2]

Chicken nuggets aren’t even good like you all need to shut up about this obsession with them

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

[numblittlebug25]

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!

[ohmyvance]

my entire dash is flooded with this stuff

[maggieshcw]

8 Facts about The Hunger Games movie and its cast

[kilokatt]

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

[kilokatt]

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

[kilokatt]

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

[soldmysoul4wifi]

CAN I SHIP IT

[emilybae98]

No, itll sink

[ohmygodbeckylookabutt]

you

[doctorwhogifs]

[curryhurry]

Rule 1: Don’t skip Nine

[sasssssidy]

Nine will always be my favorite