Amoosley

KRISTÝNA | 26 | CZE Supernatural, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, Hannibal, Vikings, MCU, American Horror Story, Stargate, LOTR, Game of Thrones, The 100, Star Wars, Harry Potter...

[awed-frog]

My current favourites from r/trippingthroughtime.

Bonus:

[breadknight-likes-things]

"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost In New York."

Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.

[amoosley]

“Having a wonderful time, wish I were here.”

[amoosley]

During quarantine I learned these things:

- instagram stars do not matter

- doctors and scientists are the real superheroes

- open space workplace is not beneficial to employees, it is only another tool how to spy on them to know they do not “waste” their worktime on the internet as big bosses do

- no, you don’t have to literaly totally go to that place

- travelling is a privilege

- I did not once read about Kardashians or other “celebrities” while in quarantine

- fake nails, hair, lashes etc. suddenly do not matter

- your internet provider/phone provider lied to you if they said they cannot give you unlimited data because of reasons (other than they don’t want to)

- if you think that being quarantined with your partner is a punishment, you should probably leave them

- everyone CAN suddenly learn how to use intenet (I am talking about shops, restaurants, and also people)

[zmikund-schvaluje]

[killbobiger]

češi na tumblr

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amoosley]

i though it was like ten years ago

[catchymemes]

[fairylitmermaid]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

That’s why so many caught The Big Gay

[shadowdragonia]

Just gonna…

[amoosley]

do you remember when animated female characters looked like grown ass females that could destroy you with their thights and not like literaly children?

[chrishemsworht]

Jojo Rabbit (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

[notvoid]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

5/10

[727hz-deactivated20201216]

they right

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

[madeforgardens]

Your turn.

[bebeocho]

[twelvemonkeyswere]

T I’M WHEEZING

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[eriggyageptulel]

[agir1ukn0w]

The post of legend has come again

[space-trash-princess]

[paxamericana]

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Riker looks like a Neanderthal. Discretion forbids description of Picard.

[catchymemes]

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

I just remembered that Charles and Gina are also step-siblings who have had sex so

[kanjiklubs-deactivated20161205]

[theladyscribe]

this looks like a shot from the What We Do In the Shadows-style version of Revenge of the Sith

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Concept:

A horror comedy about a pizza delivery guy who has to deliver several last minute pizzas on the graveyard shift. The gimmick is that each house he visits is in the middle of another horror movie. Like, the first house has a serial killer chasing the guests, the next house is in a zombie outbreak, the next house has a swamp monster, and so on. And all the pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering the pizza.

Also, Rami Malek has to play the pizza delivery guy.

[rosebramblewolf]

if this movie doesnt at some point include the line “what, no tip?” we riot

[rosebramblewolf]

hmm correction: “what, no tip?” is the title of this movie

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

The movie’s cover / poster is Rami Malek surrounded by all these horror movie monsters while holding up a pizza box. He’s making this face:

[brittywritesstuff]

I wholly support this.

[runprussia]

[lunadiane]

directed by Taika Waititi

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?