grass🌿

eat grass skate ass • stressed & depressed

[ohno-halsey]

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[ohno-halsey]

@shitntuffillregret​ @jordansumthing​ @xnoufmx​ @e-b-a-a​ @nutritioncalculator-blog​ @nightraes​ @mrsharktip​ @instagrizzletom​ @badlandsviews​ @zhenya-savich82upa6f​ @zina1ld058​ @stoetskaya-eleonorat7h1yx6​ @artfatherbodypos​ @coloredsteve-blog​ @usatskiy-andrey490a​ @prinitpalmindpho​ @calum-hood-is-bae​ @zitimaticagu4524-blog​ @pukohofuxymire5397-blog​ @t-toxic-t​ @gecoxerejo3813-blog​ @colorsinthebadlands​ @xlosing-sanityx​ @holylancesisters​ @dlxhs​ @thorheiwhibatest​ @covered-in-the-colorz-blog​ @heathenskulls-blog​ @littlemitchpoetry-blog​ @s-cxiza​ @notearslefttt​ @gladysmccrea​ @zackwelling​ @chasinghubcaps​ @jesshansen​ @libralester​ @blastoffari-blog​ @sheldonlmiller​ @kokominseok​ @mmmbabenoway​ @gasolinexmgc​ @fangirlslife13​ @bobsburgersquotes​ @beccacacao​ @chromedutchy​ @gistscrib​ @halseyfeat5sos-blog​ @thesupersid​ @winterbbaby​ @hals-me-down​ @comedownmaggot​ @sxphellen​ @supporttattoosandpiercings​ @caitlin20biteen​ @pi55ed​ @marx-jagger​ @too-punkrock​ @blue-hair-halsey​ @xtwistedstonerx​ @thefiner-things​ @godzo0ky​ @naturalllly​ @infinitee-musicc​ @holdmeinnygrave​ @babyinaspiral​ @followmetoapex​ @dvlannobrienn​ @murder-you-with-rainbows​ @topangahemmo-blog​ @boots-made-of-concrete​ @vvvelleity​ @rap-game-winona-ryder​ @etherealxsoul​ @canadacan​ @kimmy-the-queen​ @justmaybeshedid​ @whori-a​ @loserrlauraa​

[yeahponcho]

is that comfortable

[pookieparker]

Honestly I will defend James Buchanan Barnes with my life and that’s the tea

[dennys]

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[violaslayvis]

I think finding out that Hitler was inspired by how throughly Andrew Jackson committed genocide against the Natives would shatter or at least destabilize the ethos of the Founding Fathers & America for a lot of people

[zvaigzdelasas]

also the american eugenics movement which started in the late 1800′s was a huge inspiration for Hitler, and was even where the idea of blonde hair blue eyed superiority came from, and the idea of a “gas chamber” to take care of “undesirables”. In the early part of the third reich, the american eugenics movement saw it as the logical conclusion of their ““research”” and republished lots and lots of nazi propaganda 

but yeah, nazism is so un-american uwu 

[queeranarchism]

Hitler praised American immigration restrictions in Mein Kampf. When the nazis wrote the notorious Nuremberg Laws, the centerpiece anti-Jewish legislation of the Nazi regime, they specifically modelled them after the Jim Crow Laws, the Citizenship Law and the Blood Law of the United States.  

Big chunks of the American legal system and history inspired the nazi’s in their organisation of the Holocaust. 

[pettygraham]

Welp

[aye-66-deactivated20171220]

Do you ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing didn’t happen.

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[airbluex-deactivated20180326]

hearing the girl you like calling you baby in a soft voice is like having your heart fall down 7 flights of stairs and exploding

[throwtime]

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

[throwtime]

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

[thedragonflywarrior]

This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.

[fightsinlipstick]

I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[flipclock]

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

[sixpenceee]

Photographer Matt Binstead captured these stunning photos of a tiny harvest mouse as it clung to a dandelion blowing in the wind in the British Wildlife Centre 

[birlinterrupted]

One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head

[because--iamdaydreaming-deactiv]

Yeah hi quick question…what the fuck

[blackbrasil-deactivated20181217]

All you can do is learn your lesson. There’s no point in wishing you had did differently. The past is the past.