Mercedes 🌱

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[birdcagesandbutterflies]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[better-positive-memes]

[mortimer]

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon

[prince-myshkin]

what buffy did..... wearing halter tops to kill vampires..... sequins.... that very specific pink glittery jacket when willow exorcised those demons..... 90's mini skirt top jacket ensemble.... She was Right.... That is how you dress to kill vampires and other supernatural beings..... She was Right, those are the Correct Fashion Choices.... Pink leather pants when killing Count Dracula YES

[funnytwittertweets]

[gymleadervik]

It’s true and you should say it

[tumbwr]

if i were the mobile game ad player i would match the puzzle tiles so well that they’d save the king. no i get it, you’re just bad at the game and i’m inherently better than you. i’d get that guy his gold. i’d save the king from drowning.

[tumbwr]

i’m not downloading your stupid games though

[toddhewitt]

they should invent decisions that are easy

[catcrumb]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

Girls will have a 3 hour long psychotic episode then go back on their phones and be like everythings fine now. handheld lobotomy

[bloodwrittenballad]

i’m sorry but no matter how serious i get in a relationship, i am NOT telling them about my tumblr. whatever happens on this app STAYS on this app…

[marypsue]

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

[heroineimages]

That’s an excellent distinction.

[moonlane-deactivated20230805]

steve harrington saying, “hey, don’t worry about it. everything’s gonna be fine” followed by a very warm & generous bear hug…not a want, but a need. like right now.

[sulkyselkie-deactivated20220813]

I think every girl should have a monthly government allocated check to be used for buying cute things. It’s part of women’s health.

[creepish]

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

[howelljenkins]

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

[howelljenkins]

to love and be loved is to rest

[ladygobpire]

my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything

[charlesoberonn]

-The last diary entry you find next to a skeleton wearing an oversized sweatshirt.