Rants and Rambles

Gloria. Nineteen. Blue. Quiet. Ridiculous. Friendly. Kittens. Hedgehogs. Short. Meaningful. Rain. Summernights. Crisp winters. Listening. Hair. Obsessed. Shopping. Bands. Awkward.

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[strangeparker]

[bigmammallama5]

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

[lovlae]

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

[funkybug]

[gilmoresgifs]

lorelai gilmore + comebacks (1/?)

[maryjblige]

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[radpatrick-blog]

i’m always a slut for equal rights

[i-hate-tubbs-the-cat]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“how’s your semester going?”

[mangablug]

[10deep]

[samelkinsphoto]

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[c3po]

ah, of course. how couldn’t i see it before

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[bob-belcher]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

who’s gonna be the one to tell people in north carolina this is how literally the entire world works