[zrozmyslanprzysniadaniu-deactiv]

easterneuropestuck

[gabriestat]

this is the first tweet to make me laugh in a long while. real

[ballsackkk3]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[sunny6909]

[faunshiii]

so i started watching the boys

[jettonetrillion]

This shirt came to me in a vision

[fernkr]

Whatever you do, at the crossroads, don't turn left.

Don't be fooled. It's listening.

Avery

God, I feel like crying after all this, but I like it so much💔

[sem-crylic]

they make me SICK

random headcannons and design notes below:

Big fan of them being called a brains and brawn duo

Avery is skilled at PVP and has good reflexes, overall very courageous and headstrong. I dont like the notion that he's completely clueless or stupid, I imagine he's just impulsive and acts/speaks before fully thinking things through

Derlord, as we know, is very knowledgeable and observant. I imagine he's okay at combat, definitely knows alot of strategies but executing them is a different story. (Knowledge doesn't equal experience lol). Can't land a water bucket clutch for shit probably

Buff Avery propaganda

Derlord's pupils can dilate

Avery's knuckles are bruised from punching through the netherite block (and probably from combat/pvp in general)

Derlord's eyes were purple before their first encounter with the KIY

I looove drawing armor, so ofc I drew all the layers for Der's design

Derlord uses their own feathers as quills

Yapper Derlord x Listerner Avery, that is all

[blueey-jayzilla]

fast and loose

[impikachan]

while my guitar gently weeps

[shnehollander]

Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry S01E06

[ggentick]

Yaoi Lives!

[laraart0]

I blacked out for a couple hours lmao. I love these two so much.

And I love how nothing bad happened to either of them… haha… ha

Got the drawing idea from @the-cactae