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Oscar A$H.

My woman is just divinely beautiful. I make sure she knows this 24/7. I think my favorite part about her — physically — are her legs. She’s not tall she’s average height, I’d say.. but her legs are so long and strong and beautifully brown, good god. Being wrapped up in them and kissing them from ankle to pelvic bone, oh.. She likes this. They’re so smooth. Every chance I get I’m feeling up on them… it tickles to her. I admire her legs, shit, her entire body and being. And she walks with such confidence… though it’s taken her some time to feel that way, I’m so glad she does. She struts as though she’s some goddess.. she is to me. And I’ll forever help to keep her feeling that way. Every single inch of her body is ground for exploration, admiration, and respect.

ohpoptart

Since this, we parted ways. I was engaged. Did a lot of illegal shit. Got my license. Did a lot of drug$. Moved into my 2nd NYC apartment since getting back to the States & began working for one of the most notable chefs of my time.

I still have this passion. Not for her, but for life.

Sorry about your brake up Poppy. You seem like a good person. How are you feeling about it?

I'm not sorry about it. I needed to end things before I completely lost my sanity.. I was beginning to question it. I would have loved to have a happily ever after story, as that is what I'd envisioned for so long. I'm dealing a lot better than I thought I would, to be honest. I'm so focused on myself and my new goals I can't afford to give energy to the negative. My family and friends support me and my decisions all the way.. That helps tremendously.

Dear #WRDSMTH, I instagrammed it 😊 (at Chapel Street, Melboune, Victoria)

#wrdsmth

How I Spent My Christmas 2015 #PoolParty #Australia (at Northcote, Melbourne, Australia)

#australia #poolparty

Kangaroo Love #MikeMakatron #StreetArt #Graffiti #Australia (at Brunswick St, Fitzroy)

#mikemakatron #australia #graffiti #streetart

A Few Days Back (at St. Kilda Beach - Melbourne, Australia.)

Near my house. #TheSimpsons #Martin #Graffiti #StreetArt (at Melbourne, Australia)

#thesimpsons #graffiti #streetart #martin

thebeardedauthor

The Lion King told in Thug Perspective

Lion King is basically a gangster movie

Scar plots on Mufasa

Scar kills Mufasa lies to Simba

Scar tells his goons to kill Simba

Simba gets away

Scar takes Over the block

Simba goes away finds himself a crew gets his weight up

Scar got the streets hungry aint nobody eating shit getting real

O’ Girl Nala go out to find somebody to lay that nigga Scar out

She find Simba hit that nigga with that good good

Now Simba trippin he supposed to be chillin she want him to sqaud up

So that nigga Simba get high hear his pops voice and gets his balls then goes home solo like a G

He get there and see the streets aint the same niggas living real bummy

Simba roll up on that nigga Scar like B you gots to go

Scar aint tying to hear that shit he gotta rep for his clique so he tell Simba to go fuck himself

Then Scar try to pin a murder on that nigga Simba snitchin like a lil bitch

So they lock up Scar say some fuck shit then its on

But like all weak niggas do Scar called out his whole squad for lil ol Simba

Simba held his shit like a OG til his boys showed up

Scar tried to sneak out like a lil bitch but Simba caught that ass

They going at it, their crews going at it, ass, teeth, fur everywhere niggas getting fucked up

Then everybody stop and Simba and Scar square off while everybody watch

Scar loses like the bitch nigga he is so he start sellin out his crew tryin to buy some amnesty

Simba aint tryin to hear that shit so Scar try to rush that nigga

So Simba throw him to his own folks

They gut that nigga up

So Simba laid the murder game down and took back over the block

He got the juice now and his bitch bad

End of story My nigga

And its based on true events B

suspend

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

ohpoptart

Bruh...

kshanelle1

I just witnessed a Black couple with guns shootout

So I’m in the car chillin outside the Barbershop when a black man runs out the shop and to his car, shortly after a black women runs out and goes to her car. She comes back with something behind her back. The man shouts from his car “I KNOW YOU GOT IT” and she shouts back “NO I DONT” she then proceeds to walk forward a little and he shouts “DONT COME OVER HERE”. She then starts running at him shooting a nerf gun, he has one too and he starts shooting as well. Now this grown ass black man and women are standing in the middle of the parking lot. And you can tell from their laughter and how much they are enjoying themselves but at the same time talking crap they are a couple. Now for about 5 mins they a hiding behind cars shooting going back and forth it was the most adorable thing I’d seen. Then the husband (Ima assume they are married bc he said something about leaving something at the house) goes “let’s get outta here before the police come and say they thought we had real guns” and this just like beautiful moment was over and it honestly breaks my heart that black peoples have to think this way.

sakronin-deactivated20230107

damn.

blackgirlcrisis

Womanism is for all black women. Not just the ones who went to college and know bell hooks and Audre Lorde by heart. It’s not just for the college educated black women that know big words and know everything about intersectionality. It’s for the black girls who braid hair on the porch. The young black girls who go to the “candy lady’s” house in the hood. The black girl with ADHD and the black girl who’s into cosplay. The black trans girl. The black girl who didn’t graduate from college. The black girl that’s Pagan. The black girl in prison. It’s for the black girls double dutching and for the black girl that is 16 and just found out she’s pregnant. The black woman in a nursing home. The black actress and the black girl that serves you coffee every morning at your favorite diner. It’s for the little black girl that comes home crying saying “Why don’t I have good hair?” I could go on but you get the point. It’s for all of us.

bambina-theenative

New side of tumblr

Grown folks tumblr

crockpotmistress

lets talk about taxes

solarsquared

I got my briefcase out already

bambina-theenative

Are you offering to do taxes because I’m not great at it.. I usually throw $30 at TurboTax and let em handle my lightweight.

iridemagnums-deactivated2021061

Bruh, I pay Jackson Hewitt like 200+ to do my taxes .

bambina-theenative

WTF. Girl you better hop on TurboTax and stop throwing your money away 😳

iridemagnums-deactivated2021061

I just don’t wanna do my own lol laZy slut 😩😭

Fuck around, do something wrong and be missing a rack .

de-la-poussey-deactivated201812

Shiiitttttt…. I’ve been doing my own taxes online with TaxSlayer for years now. I think they usually charge $14.99 to process the federal, state is free and your bank charges $29.99 automatically to process and deposit electronic tax returns. That’s it. I always get my refund back a few days before Valentine’s Day if I file around the 1st. I will never let anyone process my taxes again for $200+. Fuck that…..

thembocoles

I get my taxes done by an old white lady who always has Fox News on the tv in her office, but she always got a big ass bowl of candy with chocolate that I can eat and she only charge me 60 bucks and I always get some money back.

missbuttercupifurnasty

Ive used Turbotax for the past decade. This was one of my little hustles doing taxes via Turbotax in college. It was a great money maker lol.

sosodebb-deactivated20190324

Lmao y'all really talking about taxes…

But what are you guys contributing to your 401k? Is 10% too low? We don’t pay income tax in TX so should I put in more?? I do have a separate savings account but I’m so scared about being poor when I’m old and retired.

missbuttercupifurnasty

I have 401k’s from previous jobs but I currently have a 403b. We are young so you’ll see people advising that we should be investing more. But that’s an issue. In 2008 when the market crashed, people lost everything in their 401k/403b. I lost 60% of mine (which had me sick) and I’ll tell you why. The further away your estimated retirement date the riskier the investments they’ll offer for your plan. There’s the chance of higher returns but then there’s a chance of higher loss. IRA’s (Traditional and Roth) are a great way to add some safety and diversify to your portfolio, lol. People tend not to do them until closer to retirement age but they are great for every age. Under 50yrs old you can contribute up to $5000 a year, over 50 you can contribute $6500 a year. They’re interest gaining accounts and there are tax breaks if you make under a certain amount annually. FDIC insures these types of accts. So your covered up to $250,000 (there are ways to up your FDIC coverage but that would be for another post). Tricky thing with IRA’s is you can have a million spread across different financial institutions but you can only contribute the amounts above. If you exceed the max contributions for the year, there is an IRS penalty. You can start one with as little as $500 and gradually increase to meet that max as your career/pay increase over years. At 59.5yrs you can start receiving payments, which is considered taxable income. With all of that said, lol, I personally do 6% (my employer matches) and then $5000 for IRA.

zzinvictus

Does anyone know if there’s usually a minimum annual contribution required for retirement accounts? Thanks!

softchelletaco-deactivated20180

You typically want to contribute around 7%. I’m doing 10% which is a big jump from 5%. My 401K has grown substantially in less than a year.

wtfced

^^^^ also if your company matches any percentage of your 401k contribution you should match the maximum the company will give you (maybe 3%) or try to double that

browngirlblues

Damn this is good info

ohpoptart

Now, this, is what I like!!