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Love Begins

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why do people do drugs when there's literally dan and phil
Jaskier singing Extraordinary Things to Radovid THE WITCHER SEASON 3
Needy Geralt, I repeat NEEDY GERALT 🗣️
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a little doodle after i proofread my friends Witcher fic if you like idiots with bad communication and ghost stories, give it a try!
Remnants by theblobfishwrites
Leaked scene from Sirens of the Deep
Venom gets Baby Fever, A novel….by me.
Take Me, I’m Yours
(the highest voted options on the poll were ‘Geralt rescues Jaskier from trouble’ and ‘Jaskier riles the Captain up in public’ so I teamed up with the ever-marvelous, stupendously talented @limrx to bring you this Swashbuckling AU oneshot/art piece featuring a horribly jealous Geralt and a frisky, flirty Jaskier)
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“Do you think he likes me back?” Jaskier asked. He leaned over the ship’s railing to look more closely at the dolphin following behind them. Lambert didn’t think he’d fall overboard but it would be kind of funny if he did. The strange young nobleman did have a way of always landing on his feet, though.
“I know he does.”
“Well how come he hasn’t told me anything about it, then?”
“You’ve met the Captain, right? About this tall, long white hair, weird yellow eyes, emotionally incompetant?”
“You have a good point. Should I just confront him about it?”
“Yeah, sure.” Lambert rolled his eyes before shooting Jaskier a pointed look. “If you want to send your ransom note back to Lettenhove the following morning.”
“Fuck. I just want to kiss him, Lambert. Regularly. I want to know if he snores or not. I want to lay on the deck beneath the stars and talk to him like we’re friends and not just pirate and pseudo-pirate-captive. I really want to see what his ass looks like under those godsforsaken trousers, Lambert, it’s killing me not knowing.”
“You’re more insatiable than a siren during the rainy season,” the second mate teased. “But with fewer teeth.”
“Shut up.”
“Are you going ashore when we lay anchor?”
“Am I allowed?”
“I assume you’ll be allowed. You’re practically part of the crew. You’ve been aboard for nearly two weeks and you’ve pulled your fair share of the weight, if not moreso.”
“Why thank you, Lambert. I appreciate you noticing.”
“Of course, Jaskier. You may be an utter fool and a fop to boot, but at least you’re a hard worker.”
“Asshole.”
“Mhm.”
They both watched the dolphins for a minute in silence before Jaskier’s face split into the most heinous and dastardly grin. It filled Lambert with an unmistakable sense of fear and worry. “I have a brilliant idea. I know how to get Geralt to admit his feelings.”
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And here’s the illustration for the fic! Thanks for a fun evening, @bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher.
Something about Jaskier fighting side-by-side with his White Wolf
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Where did Jaskier go??? temporary-cursed-wolf!Geralt paired with shapeshifter!Jaskier still live rentfree in my mind, they’re d o r k s and I love them.
More classic blend carrying for my warm-up
Jaskier + finally getting the love, validation and recognition that he deserves
Came across this HUGE rolling promo quite accidentally. Wait for the end. Istg I have never come so close to irrationally losing my mind in such a public space.
When the next question finally did arrive, it took him by surprise: “Do you wanna come explore with me, then?”
Sketch details from my fic We Sail Together! Background is a screenshot from Sea of Thieves ⚓
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PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW
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Well, uh, if you have so many recs, I've been craving animalistic Geralt? As in, for whatever reason his mind is being very Wolf, so, little to no higher rationality. Please, thank you?
thank you so much for sending this ask! I actually didn't find too many matching fics in my arsenal, I guess it's not something I read often? Please feel free to add to this if you have more and I hope the ones I found match what you are looking for! (I will rec some dead dove fics matching this theme in a seperate post, as I'm not sure if that's your cup of tea, anon~)
Witcher's Heat (geraskier, explicit, 15k, complete)
Did you know that Witchers go through some type of sexual frenzy, called a heat? Jaskier didn't either but he would have appreciated the heads-up. "You have no idea what you're asking for," he whispered. "Right now, I'm more animal than man. Especially, when you smell as you do."
I'll give them shelter like you've done for me -series (geraskier, geralt/jaskier/yennefer, omega Geralt, explicit, 65k)
Geralt is not making a nest. Jaskier has noticed this. Geralt is in fact drinking a rather foul-smelling potion that sours the sweetness of his scent and muffles its otherwise obvious meaning. “Does that stop heat?” Jaskier asks curiously, absentmindedly tuning his lute as he speaks. He hadn’t thought anything could, but, well . . . witchers and their potions. “No,” Geralt says darkly.
What Bards Want (geraskier, explicit, 10k, complete)
Everyone knows Geralt is a softie. He kicks ass without mercy but around those he cares for, he melts. So when Jaskier finally makes his feelings for the Witcher known – and they’re reciprocated – it’s no surprise to the bard when the witcher takes him to his bed and makes love to him, soft and slow, restraining the animal, the brute, Jaskier craves. Which is all well and good, lovely even, but Jaskier really, really wants to be fucked.
Howling, Hunting, Harboring (geraskier, explicit, 3k, complete)
Jaskier is more than happy to help Geralt work through the effects of his potions.
The Beast and the Bard - series (geraskier, explicit, 35k)
The mutations made a lot of changes to Geralt, size, eyes, fangs, and generally people were scared or repulsed by him. Jaskier would be quite offended if anyone ever called him something so pedestrian as 'people'. Loosely canon adjacent about Geralt being confused by and falling in love with cheerful monster fucker Jaskier
The Things You Have Caused Me Most to Want (are those that furthest elude me) (geralt/jaskier/eskel/coën/lambert, explicit, 45k, complete)
Jaskier is not what anyone would call a traditional alpha, and certainly not the kind of alpha anyone would want for a mate. And he is quite surprised to unceremoniously discover that Geralt, his companion of many years, is in fact an omega. Geralt and his fellow witchers repress their heats until they arrive at Kaer Morhen for the winter. This year, since Jaskier’s rut is starting at just the right time, Geralt invites Jaskier to come along. Jaskier thinks he knows what to expect when partnering an omega in heat, but the situation at Kaer Morhen thoroughly wrecks his expectations.
A Beast to Seek (explicit, 1k, complete)
Jaskier doesn't actually need to be told what Geralt wants. He's a good student and Geralt's a fantastic subject. Dense, frustrating, but ultimately, quite rewarding. And he's an easy read now. When he comes at Jaskier with animal roughness what he wants is roughness back. To suffer, through whatever means necessary.