Viking in Training.

Hello, My name is Mitchell. I am 22 and a male. I am polyamerous and pansexual. I love cosplay. AH is my life. My fandoms include Achievement Hunter, Rooster Teeth, Doctor Who, Supernatural, One Piece, Avengers...... the list goes on. I'm pretty overrated.

[feeshies]

my copy of fallout new vegas doesn’t work

[feeshies]

i fixed my copy of fallout new vegas

[chasekip]

Detective Pikachu trailer: live action growlithe!

me: yes this is what im here for i would 100% love to live in the pokemon world with these adorable monsters

Detective Pikachu trailer: live action Ludicolo!

me: ..hm….maybe….maybe not actually now that i think about it

[akirakan]

[chongoblog]

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

[doritoarts]

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

[mackycheese]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

[thekingofpickles]

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

[mental-cobweb]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

I see no downsides to this

[nutsacktorturer]

the holy trinity

[genericrevenge]

@milloboi

[milooomilo]

3 of them

[catboywhimsy]

5 of them

[keybladesoras]

Bring me a Charbonnay!

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[mhmm-honeybee]

this feels…eerily accurate.

[trippyspice-deactivated20200119]

A personal attack

[theplanetsglowandintensify]

Visit Original Link

[Excerpt compiled from MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug. Press J to automatically scroll past long transcript!]

Griffin: Uh, Travis has, uh, set up, uh, “buttercupisagood”…”good”…”girl”…

Travis: “buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com”! And let me say this–

Griffin: Tops.

Travis: –uh, we have got ourselves a second dog. Her name is Lily, she is ALSO a very good girl, dot com, and as soon as I get enough pictures of her, I will be building another Squarespace website called “lilyisaverygoodgirl.com”–I should go buy that now before this episode goes up–

Griffin: Yes.

Travis: –and just go ahead and sit on that–

Griffin: I mean, the real competition, I think, is you need to do it before Justin does it, ‘cause he–

Travis: Oh, no!

Griffin: –yeah, the, Juice, the race is on, if you’ve recovered, and are able to [indecipherable]

Travis: Alright, well, he’s gonna be way faster at it than me! Oh, sorry, I’m racing Justin!

Griffin: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the results of this.

Travis: I’m just gonna lose it, he needs this. Umm–

Justin: I NEED it? I don’t– I don’t need your CHARITY!

Travis: [a single loud lumberjack guffaw]

Justin: Don’t need your CHARITY.

Travis: Okay, then, you read the next one while Iiiiiii get it.

Justin: Alright, yeah, you grab it, Trav. Go for, it bud! Get it, Trav, get it! I don’t have it!

Travis: Oh no, did you already get it?!

Griffin: [the delighted cackling of a crow]

Justin: You have any troubles getting it, bud?

Travis: [slightly higher pitch] Did you already get it?!

Justin: Aww, bud, I got it three weeks ago, bud!

Griffin: [ascends to a higher plane of corvine joy]

Travis: No…

Justine: No, I got it when you adopted the dog, bud!

Travis: Oh, no…

Justin: You shouldn’t have texted me that you were getting a dog before you got the URL of your dog! OBVIOUSLY!

Travis: oh, no………..

[durbikins]

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

[gaxhar]

That sounds like a good way to get shot

[durbikins]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

[parliamentaryinquiry]

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Warlock OOC “Are you still screaming when you come to consciousness?”

Sorcerer OOC “I don’t know, we’ll see on my turn won’t we?”

DM: And on that note, it’s your turn.

Sorcerer: AHHHHHHHHH

[a-flickering-soul]

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

[a-flickering-soul]

one…….tentacle…….

[a-flickering-soul]

tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

[a-flickering-soul]

every day you grow more beautiful…….

[a-flickering-soul]

SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

[necrominty]

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime

[taronzegerton-archive-deactivat]

[ateeztism]

[navigaero]

Mean Girls actor Rajiv Surendra is a jack-of-all-trades

Seriously, is there anything this man CANNOT do??

[cinemaisgay]

I remember him from Mean Girls and this really good book he wrote, The Elephants in My Backyard, about his decade-long attempt to get cast in the Life of Pi film and it is a goddamn delight.

Also, he’s a really fucking hot Desi guy, I’m smitten…

[aquariss]

Wow 😍

[dapier-co]

This is him now

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[whatshouldntbe]

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big