You’re Dicked In The Knob

bertie | ghosts, yonderland, horrible histories | she/her | minor | ao3: bertie_under_covers

[whimsicalhiker]

Not how I wanted to spend my Sunday but here we are

IF YOU ARE MAKING GERMAN SPY HEADCANONS YOU HAVE TO EVENTUALLY REALISE OR START TO CARE THAT THOSE PEOPLE WOULD BE ACTUAL NAZIS

ITS NOT CUTE OR FUNNY OR ANGSTY ITS FUCKING HARMFUL

[olyphant-tim]

Was Benoit’s sexuality ever discussed in the first Knives Out movie?

[animentality]

[not-so-rosyyy]

Knives Out (2019) and Glass Onion (2022) having the two main leads as an iconic gay detective and a working class woman/ of color whose combo is so menacingly whipsmart and fun they turn rich people games in on its head eventually leading to said rich people's downfall is the most based thing about these movies

[animentality]

[mobius-m-mobius]

#go off king tell us whodunnit we’re listening intently 👀

DANIEL CRAIG as BENOIT BLANC in Knives Out (2019) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

[taffybuns]

wtf movie of the century

[cadmuslabs777]

We all know the many subtle and at the same time obvious clues that Blanc is gay, like Phillip, his impeccable fashion sense and his avoiding Bridie's attempts at flirting, but my favorite is still his lack of reaction to having something shot down his throat. That was hysterical.

[goldcrescent]

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit

[oldastronomer]

i do love that most posts i've seen phrase it like benoit blanc is married to hugh grant. as in, not 'phillip', not 'a guy played by hugh grant', just 'hugh grant, world famous romance actor'

[justsomeguycore]

2023

LOCATE THE WHIMSY

IF NONE, CREATE THE WHIMSY

MAINTAIN THE WHIMSY

[salaciouscrumbb]

imagine rian johnson makes an entire movie about what a stupid punk bitch you are and then by a stroke of incredible kismet your incredibly public downfall occurs right before the movie releases

[colinoscopies]

Shout out to Glass Onion for having the awesome message of "the cops and courts won't stop incredibly wealthy billionaires so the only justice is direct action by destroying all their shit"

[nicostiel]

Glass Onion + Text Posts (part 1)

[somelittleplacebetweenthestars]

superhero franchises are OUT. gay little anti-elite detective franchises are IN

[estufida-deactivated20260705]

knives out 1: in a world full of exploitation -- amidst rich assholes who are all playing their own games, in a country that feels entitled to a land they stole -- you have to play your own game, and a strategy of kindheartedness is valuable.

knives out 2: but beating them at their own game is also valuable. burning shit down will be the answer sometimes. and the rich are not immune to destruction, despite all their resources, because their networks are so toxic and codependent. and also they're dumb. they're a very shaky tower of cards.

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[ladyananas]

2 sentence horror story