A professional idiot.

I don't know what to say, do or think. If you'd like to get to know me? Just talk to me.

[trapcard]

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MIN

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @napoleon_lechat: “Berkk 😾 je suis tout mouillé avec sa grosse langue 👅 . ” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2Ko7AV4 ]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[explicitcherry]

Is that…..

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

y’all gotta stop outing imortals like this

[cutepetclub]

[c-bassmeow]

sign her now 

[sheabutterbitch]

This made me cry

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

I think that there are women

[tariqah]

Feminist icon

[mysharona1987]

[ohtuttles]

To the one second to last. It’s a thing. Cold urticaria is an allergic reaction to cold temperatures.

[doggosource]

headrub blep 

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[theforgottenjew]

[apathetic-revenant]

can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding. 

[primebib]

I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

[quaadude]

Battle for dominance in the game dome

[berylb33]

T R U E G A M E R

[saywhat-politics]

[khrysm]

Warrior & Phoenix

Remember how I said I had a Kabuki Hanzo and Zhuque Mercy drawing in the works? … Yeah, I don’t remember that either because it’s been so long. LUL!

Anyway, this is the first of two Patron Illustrations that was for last month, May 2018. Hope you all like it!

Support me on Patreon!

Patrons have access to high resolution versions of my completed artworks as well as teasers and sneak peaks of upcoming work.

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[blondiboi]

[darkmoron]

I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two

[theconcealedweapon]

Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.

[asymbina]

me: “I’d like to visibly exist without fear”

them: “I want to literally kill these people so that they stop existing”

centrists: “I don’t see the difference”

[darkmoron]

Oh wow I guess my addition to this post got spread a lot. I just wanted to add in another piece of important information. I live in Orlando. The location of the Pulse night club shooting. I was wearing a rainbow pin on my uniform because 49 people in my community died in a hate crime. I will never forgive anyone who tells me that my rainbow pins are the same as a swastika

[stream]

[black-nata]

audiences, stupid: omg that poor lion is going to get ate :((((((((

me, cat lady, smart:  

[unclefather]

i AM crying and so are YOU