Idk what I'm doing TBH

[thememedaddy]

[thebibliosphere]

OCD intrusive thoughts are wild.

I’ll just be sitting here and realize I’ve lost one of my earphones in the bed, and my brain will just go: you ate it.

Me: I did not.

The bastard idiot OCD left over from my trauma: you did. You ate it.

Me: I think I would know if I ate my headphone.

OCD: are you sure? Are you sure you didn’t black out and eat it? Are you? What if you blacked out and ate your earphone and now you’re dying. We should go to the hospital.

Me: we absolutely should the fuck not.

OCD: but what if you did. What if that’s why you don’t feel good right now?

Me: bitch, we have MCAS, tell me the last time we felt well.

OCD: BECAUSE YOU ATE THE HEADPHONE. YOU ATE IT AND NOW WE’RE GOING TO DIE

Me: oh. found it. The dog was laying on it.

OCD: …

Me:

OCD: there’s bleach in your drink.

Me: fucking what?

Etc, etc. rinse and repeat until infinity.

[speakingspirals]

[segamascott]

[ohyuknowken]

You always show up on a 'Maybe'.

[ohyuknowken]

I just wanna go home and eat my Chinese food...

[ohyuknowken]

Caffeine is the most easily accessible drug. No will bat an eye if you drink coffee to try to pull you out of your depressive episode. The only side affect is how fcking awful the crash feels afterwards and suddenly you're taking 3 hour naps. Oops.

[thememedaddy]

[ohyuknowken]

I want to say something but I have nothing I really want to say and nothing I really want to do. For someone who used to excel at creative writing, I feel so uncreative about these kind of things. Everyone else has such creative and energetic posts. Idk... I guess I'm just stuck...

[onelastchorus]

the sign of a true favorite ship is when you don't think about them going on dates or having sex or even kissing. they're just a intangible amalgamation of emotions and concepts and symbolism bouncing around in your brain at all times

[ohyuknowken]

I guess it's the time of the season for 3 hours naps and wondering what the hell I'm doing during the 3PM crash at work because why am I even here, idk anymore. I want to go home. WTF.

[sirfuckhead]

ever think about your childhood and be like not only how did anyone let that happen, how did everyone let that happen. because what the fuck

[ohyuknowken]

Sorry I'm late from lunch Boss, they were playing Daft Punk in the WAWA.

[callmemanatee]

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

[zhentsandsensibility]

Also speaks to big problems in information design writ large imo

[cherie-crash]

i love you boy jirais. i love you girl jirais. i love you jirais that dont fit inside the binary. i love you jirais w a high bmi. i love u jirais with a low bmi. i love you jirais who dont wear jirai kei. i love you jirais that wear jirai kei. i love you jirais that sh. i love you jirais that dont sh. i love you poc jirais. i love you white jirais. i love you jirais with any skincolor. i love you minor jirais. i love you adult jirais. i love you externally explosive jirais. i love you internally explosive jirais. lifestyle jirais r loved!!!!!!! by me!!! i love you lifestyle jirais !!!!!

[ohyuknowken]

Personally, I think it's praise worthy to go from being what is considered to be a landmine woman to a crashout queen. Progress is progress BABY!

[ohyuknowken]

Update 2: Electric Boogaloo

I am continuing to not have a good time. The fcking monopoly event is over. I almost won a car.

The absolute tragedy of a McDonald's gambler.