Psychopathic Im So Dramatic

Basically fandoms

[theepitomeofstupidity]

Y’all ever get stressed or upset but forget what u were stressed or upset abt but are still stressed and upset and the spend time tryna figure out why u were stressed or upset then remember then get more STRESSED AND UPSET

[clremont-deactivated20211124]

Percy not wanting to be a demigod, Kit not wanting to be a Shadowhunter and me unable to be either one

[scaredpotter]

when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.

[smis-happens]

New meme:

type in “I’m” in the tags and use the first tag that appears

[pure-self-deprecation]

[cassie-is-a-murderer]

HAPPY BOOK LOVERS DAY

[archivefullofyoutubers]

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

[illdragyoudownwithme]

sjdhsjkakjdja omg yes please thanks omg whatt!!?? thank you for the nugget holy dshfsdfg @mcu-incorrect I am very flattered like dkkskakdjfjsj yay friends

bruh im too scared to tag ppl uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok if I have ever liked any one of your posts then yes I wanna be friends plz take the nugget

I’m too scared to tag ppl like I actually wrote down ppl I wanna tag but I deleted cause I suck

if I have ever interacted with your post, I have given you da nugget. I’m serious. take the nugget. please

[hesucks-i-lovehim]

I wanna tag @slyther-bi lol ily

[bi-snape]

I’m not crying, you are😭🥰

@halfwizardprincess 💜💜💜

@deepperplexity @alwyssnpe @lokilaufeysonslytherin @snapewrld @fuckalarmclocks

[multifanx]

STOP UR SO SWEET ILY <3💞

@parkliet @snapextherapy @themiddlenameslove @missdelphinilestrange @janetsnakehole02

[missdelphinilestrange]

Aww thank you! I’m literally gonna cry rn 🥺 <3

@lokilaufeysonslytherin @tmvoldemort @rodolphus-lestrangex @delphiauraforest @fugamalefica @hxuse-xf-black

[hxuse-xf-black]

You’re great too @missdelphinilestrange

@lululemon-whore @sanibond (I’d tag others, but I have to go kill Artyom the chicken).

[sanbond-deactivated20241030]

Thank you so much @hxuse-xf-black

@dark-artifices-only @icycoolslushie @wessasbitch @howdoyoutypepleasehelp

[dark-artifices-only]

I?? I GET THE NUGGET OF FRIENDSHIP?? THANK YOUUU 😭😭💜

here * gives one right back to u * <33

@lightwood-di-angelo-hargreeves @blackasmysoul @gabtapia @shadowhunting-hooligans @im-not-ruined-im-ruination @youngreckless @ninacarstairss @1-800-theinfernaldevices @mitzwinchester @a-distant-story @graveyard-of-buried-hope @like-we-are-made-of-starlightt14 @lunar-mensis @marzzinaa @herondalebitchh @nenyx @herondalesunsetcurve @ti-bae-rius @julian-blackthorn-supremacy @icycoolslushie @ghafa-dale @tscfangirl-blackstairs @unorganisedbookshelf @queenlilith43 @queen-born-out-of-fire @adoravel-fenomeno @phoenix-and-dragon @time-is-the-stuff-of-dreams @clarys-heosphoros @revvs-trash @for-verisimilitude and @ you!! ilyssm <3

[tomscompassrose]

AL THANK YOU FOR THE NUGGET OF FRIENDSHIP I FEEL SO HONORED 😭😭😭😭

@gabtapia @in-love-with-themoon @crazy-beautiful @thelastfunctioningbraincell @nightshade3465 @all-thestoriesaretrue @kitandtyarelife @clarys-heosphoros @shadowrunner2000 @alastair-esfandiyar-carstairs1

@ all my moots <33

[nad-was-here]

Asdfghjkl BACK AT YOU!!! THIS MADE ME HAPPY!!

@foxglove-airmid @anarmorofwords @littlx-songbxrd @writeordie365 @writeforjordelia @fairdale @fair-but-wilde-child @theduchess25 @take-the-train @gummybears-4u @cant-think-of-anything @clarys-heosphoros @too-many-aspirations @brightwoods @cuebooks and all my other mutuals 💞

[fairdale]

@alastair-esfandiyar-carstairs1 (once again, you’re adorable), @the-blackdale, @filmminni (💜💜), @pjo-tsc-trc-otherthingstoo, @runeless-parabatai, @idk-i-just-really-like-tsc, @gayforcarstairsgirls, @blackasmysoul and moots in general!! 💗💗

[the-ethereal-aura]

Awww thank u @fairdale

To all my moots

[theepitomeofstupidity]

@wilted-roses-and-things

[otsu09]

What if we said crayon color names instead of swear words

shut the forest green up you beige or i’ll kick you in the apricot

[milexnewtmas]

Fuck you my child is completely fine

Bitch your child is crying over gay ships that are not even confirmed

[teofuckingdied-deactivated20211]

The "you guys pick on ed sheeran just because he's not conventionally attractive" take happening on insta lately is so funny bc imagine seeing your fans defend you online and it's like "you just hate him because hes ugly"

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever

[montereybayaquarium]

[nunyabizni]

I like how one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet posted this with zero context.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[owlinadayswork]

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

[demontrashgreg]

Yeah, pineapples.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

[cynopansy]

They do actually!

[mauve-moth]

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

[hotmolasses]

Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn’t know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said “Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.” 

She stared at him for a long time and then said “How do you know I’m from Brooklyn?”

And he said “You have a Brooklyn accent.”

She said “I do?” and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said “I had no idea!  The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn.  I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did.  So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.”

[dablackcarib-deactivated2018121]

Wow

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Reblog for bi/pan solidarity!

@ungodlyravenpuff please help me here

[ravenousgf]

hell yeah

[theepitomeofstupidity]

[newwavedeathrat]

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

[newwavedeathrat]

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what's up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i'm doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

[newwavedeathrat]

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

[newwavedeathrat]

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