Death the Bride

Kayla |25| Licensed Funeral Director/Embalmer| Cat mom, Christian, true crime nerd, horror fan, and a bunch of other things. Here you may find true crime, videogames (mainly BioShock), makeup, cats, horror, vintage, fashion, WWI and II, militaria, mortuary science, Halloween, dank ass memes, and lots of other stuff in between.

[ankle-beez]

YOU HAD ONE JOB

[pissvortex]

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

[kittenchomp]

posts that put me on a list

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yeur]

[spicyhorror-deactivated20220222]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.

[powerfulwizard]

MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME

[surfrock]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[zylv-blog]

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

[purixie]

omg how cute what are they???

[zylv-blog]

[homofarts-gonebye]

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

[skyjelly-blog]

oMFG

[kanafinwer]

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

[goldenheartedsouls-deactivated2]

(◎♊◉✿)

[etotheoneeyeowl]

They’re -large train drives by-

[tooiconic]

….. I’m upset.

[formerblaire-white]

What are they?

[nunyabizni]

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

[formerblaire-white]

They look cool, I want one

[yourladyindank]

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

[salty-fiend-deactivated20190805]

Oh hey ********************************

[jenfluff]

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

[pocketfox]

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

[maureenlycaon]

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

[jesliey]

well would ya look at those tentacle dildos

[locallibrabinch]

reblogging for the timing of the last reply

[everyone-loves-purple]

how are there still innocent people on tumblr

[yanderefantasies]

Those are dildos. Duh.

Oh god I’m so sorry

[swforester]

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

My dad came in my room just to ask

‘Are you a gamer’

‘Are you apart of gamer gate’

‘Did you see that girl who sells water her ass has been in’

[lodrot-blog]

[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[arcusxx]

[squareofcat-deactivated20191220]

[seasonforwonder]

cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i d *gets sentenced to 87 years in prison for unauthorized disclosure of classified information*

[la-malqueridaa]

I wish I was comfortable in my own body.

[1of1girls-remade]

what’s your sign and what are your favorite flowers?

[theintrovertnation]