Eh

I'm not that cool but okay

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Plaster Face Yann by jMp

[ojandwaffles-blog]

Mm gurl you gotta get it wet and then smooth it out. Ya doin it wrong

[theparanoidpartier-deactivated2]

Why is the football so tiny??????????

[ojandwaffles-blog]

He gonna get his fingers stepped on

[stuff-from-web]

Look at these little rascals

[ojandwaffles-blog]

Long live the king

[ojandwaffles-blog]

Cold spaghetti

Do y'all just eat cold spaghetti or am I just sad

[scenesonic]

I don't know, what's a road? SHWOOPSIE

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN

[ojandwaffles-blog]

ITS FIREBRINGER HELL YEAHHHH

[ojandwaffles-blog]

At the hospital

*Victor wakes up after an accident*

Victor: where's Yuuri?

Yurio: who do you think gave you this heart?

Victor: *starts tearing up* no...

Yurio: I'm jk he's in the bathroom

[scenesonic]

h ey can u tell us a story about the best fight youve been in

hmmmmm i haven’t been in a fist fight just yet (cus i usually deny them because it’s something petty they threaten me abt) but once this kid said something really fucking rude about my friend’s weight and i slapped him rlly hard and said he was a burnt garbanzo bean and my friend donald came in OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE AND THREW HIS METAL LUNCH BOX AT HIM AND HE FELL TO THE GROUND AS HE WAS RUNNING IT WAS SO BAD

[ojandwaffles-blog]

I'm calling people I don't like a burnt garbanzo bean from now on

[scenesonic]

ohmygod you wanted to be a bug vet??

I WAS 7 LEAVE ME ALONE

[ojandwaffles-blog]

Are bug vets a thing tho? If not when can we get one?

[embezzlement]

I miss him ❤️

[ojandwaffles-blog]

#ObamaDeservesBetter

[choosekiindness-blog]

I can’t breathe holy shit

[ojandwaffles-blog]

When your teacher tells you to try harder

[ojandwaffles-blog]

Underapreciated

I feel like old couples are under appreciated. Like they've been in each others lives for decades and still love each other. Also when they argue its literally the sweetest

[obama-biden-memes]

from ‘how to do marketing right’

[ojandwaffles-blog]

Lin....what have you done to me?

Sibling: I bet you I know more about US history than you. Me: OH RLY? HOW ABOUT WE TEST THAT THEORY Sibling: Okay... Me: 1776 New York city~ Many painful hours later Sibling: OKAY JFC SHUT UP YOU WIN Me: Thankyou. True Story

[kid-with-plans]

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[leo-bish]

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

[sprouting-colours-deactivated20]

Important

[hayei]

Please reblog this.

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

[ojandwaffles-blog]

Laurens has the power of love

Everyone in Hamilton but Laurens: Take a Brake! Please were begging you! Alex: Nah im so busy Laurens: Bby im lonely Alex: IM COMING NOW Hamilton cast: how did you- Laurens: The power of love.

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Thomas Jefferson always steals James Madison’s turtleneck sweaters because they feed his choking kink

[ojandwaffles-blog]

that moment of realization tho X'D