I walked with you once upon a dream

just an awkward little person with some thoughts. 24-female-florida. <3 I like cute stuff, nerd stuff, food. etc... 18 + only please

[localwarlockunion]

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

[localwarlockunion]

I see I've released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we're all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[vangoghcore]

by bradley_images

[1anonyymous1]

nobody is coming to save you. get up

[springsteens]

[reality-detective]

1963 Refrigerator 🤔

[takineko]

Look what they took from us 😭

[wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever]

I am drooling

[wrenchinator-central]

This gets me more excited than anything smart refrigerators can offer. I want to learn refrigerator repair just so I can buy one and maintain it for all eternity.

[thewritehag]

I understand completely why people thought you could survive a nuclear blast in one of these things

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[just-some-moss-and-bones]

[tarotdaddy3-deactivated20230913]

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

[lasrina]

Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?

[drferox]

You may also be interested in:

Wrapped in several towels so that you don’t have to look at the scary thing

Having delicious snacks shoved into your face as fast as you can eat them while an injection ‘definitely didn’t happen’

Being told that you are a Brave Lady, Clever Little Man, or Sweet Baby for just sitting still

Getting your toenails clipped while you are here

[catchymemes]

[alwayschasingrainbows]

[hearteyes-wheeler]

What are the odds, eh?

[redstonedust]

its so unfortunate when different peoples neurodivergent traits clash horribly. like yes i totally understand that the man at the other table cant control his stimming and loud vocal tics and i think he deserves to have a nice day out at a restaraunt without judgement. however if i dont remove myself from the audible vicinity in the next 20 seconds i will explode.

[babblingbranches]

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

[caats]

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]