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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
semi related but never point an air compressor nozzle directly at someone if they have even the smallest of cuts on them the air could enter their bloodstream and cause a heart attack
Ok but like, why are people blowing into the vagina while they’re eating a chick out?
Hi, I’ve never laughed as hard in my life as I did at the idea that you could kill someone by blowing air at them if they have the tiniest of cuts. That’s not how cuts or air work.
Do I even need to debunk that? Have you ever had a cut before? Did you die? Your cut was surrounded by air the entire time. Congratulations, myth busted.
Don’t shoot very high-pressure air at people, especially not inside people, because if the stars align and the air is under enough pressure then the force of the air can hurt them (think like how you can injure someone with a water cannon but not a tap).
But air going into your veins in most circumstances is not actually much of a risk… especially not via a tiny cut. The germs in the air is why your cuts close themselves up as fast as they can, not the air itself.
“However, according to Dr. Barry Wolcott MD, FACP, senior vice president of clinical affairs for WebMD Health, “In general, the small amount of air that can be introduced by a typical syringe is not large enough to cause a fatal air embolism (an air embolism is similar to a blood clot).”“
“Dr. Wolcott explained, “the large amounts of air that can quickly enter through a large plastic catheter which is open to the air — like those placed in the neck or under the collarbone during resuscitations in hospitals and at accident scenes — can be fatal, especially if the patient inhales forcefully while the catheter is open to the air.”“
http://www.mtv.com/news/1498868/reel-to-real-can-a-syringe-full-of-air-really-do-you-in/
A large amount of air quickly entering your blood stream, and not being broken up by you, can cause trouble in the same sort of way that a blood clot can… but a teeny tiny air bubble in your saline drip (as a nurse explained to me once when I was on one in hospital) is harmless.
As for blowing air into the vagina… if I was to say the percentage chance that it would happen, I’d actually discover tumblr’s character limit putting so many 0s after the decimal point.
“The Postgrad Medical Journal also reported in 1998 that a UK Department of Health enquiry had found three cases of death by embolism during sexual intercourse and one case of death by embolism during oral sex.”
“That said, it’s a very small risk, and not something that’s going to happen with a light blow to the vulva or vigorous sex session.”
“We got in contact with a number of gynaecologists in the UK and not one was able to speak on the issue since they’d had no personal experience of it. So it really is something of an anomaly.”
https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/25/getting-freaky-will-you-really-die-if-someone-blows-air-into-your-vagina-8050287/
We’re talking about four cases and something no gynaecologist has ever even seen.
Oh, and the reason it’s occasionally briefly mentioned in pregnancy books?
“If your guy forms a seal around your vagina with his lips and forces air inside without allowing it to escape,” […] “For one thing, blowing air into the vagina is dangerous only when your below-the-belt blood vessels are engorged due to hormonal changes that occur during menstruation or pregnancy. Plus, your guy would have to be puffing darn hard to put you at risk.”
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a262/blow-air-in-vagina/
A dude would have to seal off your vagina so the air didn’t escape, blow exceptionally hard, you’d have to be pregnant or menstruating, Mercury would have to be in retrograde, and eight different gods would have to sign your death warrant. Since I don’t know of many guys who like to seal up a bleeding vagina with their lips, I’m guessing that “it will never happen” is why it’s not in everyday sex ed - not just because the risk is slimmer than my goal weight, but also because no dude is going to do that. Also they probably don’t want to fearmonger… unlike tumblr.
I guess it gets a brief mention in pregnancy stuff since the placenta and blood vessels both make you a little more at risk… and by a little I mean that maybe my list of 0s would now end just before tumblr’s character limit.
Oh yeah, you might also notice most of those cases were sex not oral. The penis (or, if you read the article… carrot???) seals up the vagina so air that can get in via the pumping motion can’t get out. Again, the risk is absolutely tiny, the risk is so tiny that it makes the risk of dying by shark attack in Hungary look astronomical. But I guess don’t have sex or you’ll get air in your brain and die.
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?
First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.
Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!
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he only got two eyes
every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.
god in 2010 the Harry Potter and twilight movies were still being made. We were in a pre-hunger games movie world, we didn’t have the dystopia trend yet. the first 50 shades book hadn’t been officially published yet. that’s like a completely different era. we hadn’t even gotten the first avengers film yet.
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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.
UPDATE: my sister is engaged to be married. Don’t know yet how I’ll top this, but I can promise her wedding gift is going to be an unholy bastard