Okay fine... But really

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

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I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

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@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

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[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[997]

im still so obsessed

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Its thick nuts thursday

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[overlyactivepingpongball]

Reblog with some thick nuts I’ll go first

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[imabloodymartian]

ICONIC.

[lvl99catpriest]

Tag yourself I’m Ginger

[rihenna]

[winterqueenvasya]

The Olympics is definitely the time we all look at our parents wondering why they didn’t sign us up for a sport at an early age.

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[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

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[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

She did that!!

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