OkayLoki345

she/her | marauders | sherlock | soc

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*things my friends have said as marauders quotes*

mary: get out of here you big boobed bitch

lily: i-

mary: get out of here with your above average bahonkadonks, they don't belong in this society

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(james always bent over in his chair)

lily: your penis isn't a plant, it won't grow if you talk to it!!

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sirius: who has chlamydia here? me. so who's the real winner?

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sirius: did you know i used to sleep with a potato

remus: ... no....

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james: the most rizz I had was when I offered to be a father

remus: no that was terrible, don't do that again

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remus: (talking about old people): they have no teeth and they smell of piss

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sirius: if I had a boy I would make sure he was a good boy...

remus: ...

james: ...

sirius: ... wait

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James: rugs were not always put on the floor

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*modern AU- in english class*

Slughorn: I’m always really sad when Dracula ends

Remus *accidentally really loud* : I’m not

Slughorn: wow remus tell us how you really feel :(

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Barty Crouch Jr: I was going to go on holiday, but now I’m going to be a terrorist

Regulus: …

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Dumbledore: have a good day

*remus leaving*

Remus *about 5 seconds later*: you too

Remus *realising delay*: oh god *touches forehead dramatically*

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*modern AU*

Sirius: don’t you think a lot of cats looks like Nicholas Cage

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*watching dragons have sex*

sirius: they did the monster mash

james: it was a graveyard smash

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*modern au*

remus walking in on sirius watching a show*: how far have u got

sirius: lol

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lily: are you a man

marlene: yes why else do u think i have no titties

mary: how long is your schlong?

marlene: 13 inches, unlucky for some but not for me

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remus *talking about something random*: tell me more

sirius: *dramatically* well it started when I was young…

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James: do you know what snack I fancy… focaccia