welkum 2 ma lyf

idk what im doing with my life pls talk to me.

[tupacabra]

it’s a metaphor

[otterwize-deactivated20140711]

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

[bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-blog]

[unclefather]

that’s him

[rainbeauxraconteur]

That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails.

[chingonapicosa]

[oceanirs]

[sirblaxalot]

um

[thottweiler-deactivated20140621]

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

[outofcontextarthur]

[heyyyybrother]

[carolxdanvers]

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

[thornhillindustries]

[allvo-severo-potter]

[virguin]

(via Tumblr Archive Poster)

[isamgartner]

[420bussy-deactivated20140822]

walk a mile in these louboutins

[gifsboom]

[the-best-of-funny]

x

[mediaplay-deactivated20130204]

[officialscottdisick]

life

[pignite-deactivated20180320]

the person they talked about in math books

[cayde-deactivated20200703]

[theplanlaugh]

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

[bibecamitchell-deactivated20150]

[cakejam]

when u want something but the price just too much

[melty-wings]

[lovesexdevotion]

That was so beautiful