Hey hi what’s up my name is EV and/or BALLS I use HE and IT and MW ‘nouns uhhhh this is my main blog! If you see a random notification from me and you don’t recognize me I probably know you on some side blog of mine lmao
What side blogs you may ask? Well im not linking One of them cause thats only for friends but I do have @okaycoolthanks which is my blog for my comics (which is a bigass project that’s taking many years and I haven’t rlly updated in a bit) and also my robot oc blog @oh-dear-cod (which I. Also. Haven’t updated in a bit whoops)
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Also I’m adult 👍 all I’m gonna say abt age
Ok that’s it! bye have a good day/night whatever dude
JOKES ON YOU THATS NOT IT!!!!!
Classics:
IM NOT COPY PASTING THOSE LINKS AGAIN THEYRE ON THIS POST
Hey I see you mention ‘backyard cats’ sometimes but it’s so rare I can’t remember their names! Well lucky for you here’s a guide for all the kitties I occasionally see (:
Whoah ev where’d you get those cat emoticons or whatever they’re called?? Here
O that’s cool, so what abt those blinkies? I found them around, BUT some of them I made/got here! You can make your own if you want! It’s neat (:
Oh coooool. BTW what’s that like. Title what’s up with it. Oh wow thanks hypothetical person it’s from this song (:
Last thing. I don’t have a dni list because I feel like it’s not needed and generally not like. A thing that works. But if you’re a terf or something this is not a place for you!!! Get lost!
(Psst also btw i have a kofi if you wanna get smth cool i made (: )
Fuck you, Baltimore!
If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars!
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!
If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass!
It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit. Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your tray! Bring your title!
Bring your wife! We’ll fuck her! That’s right, we’ll fuck your wife!
Because at Big Bill’s, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike!
To Big Bill Hell’s, home of challenge pissing! That’s right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don’t wait, don’t delay, don’t fuck with us or we’ll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell’s, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole!
This event ends the minute after you write us a check
And it’d better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker!
Go to Hell! Big Bill Hell’s Cars!
Baltimore’s filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!
Guaranteed!
