[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[airborneranger63]

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

[airborneranger63]

We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS

[madness-to-my-method]

If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you'll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It's just your brain's interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again

[pawpels]

Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want

[asundergrowth]

Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein's Theory of Experiential Epistomology

[asundergrowth]

Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.

[thoradvice]

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

[dankmemeuniversity]

[grapeless-seeds]

[disneyfaceswap]

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

[baneismydragon]

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Damn it sure is

[awful-earworm]

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”

[1989nihil]

movie plot right there

[lovingrot]

some of yall dont even have two braincells its the two worms in ur brain fighting and yer mistaking the friction of the tussle for a thought being formed

[memorijal]

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

[littledearie]

i wanna get high and dissociate in peace

[loveaffirmations]

I love you

[guccihall]

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[neverthere12345]

[yourlocalforeign-deactivated202]

B I T C H

[zukkarights-deactivated20191120]

no one:

absolutely nobody:

not a fucking soul:

james charles:

[lovingrot]

i miss being 5 years old and collecting the static from the tv with my hands

[gatabella]

Hedy Lamarr, Ziegfeld Girl, 1941