{ survivor. }

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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jasmine.

Well from the sound of it, it sounds like you aren't.

Aren't... what?

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andy.

I don’t think that’s right bro..

It could be. Maths is only the laws we apply to it, just like pretty much everything, so if the law had always been that twelve degrees, apparently, was a Bulbasaur -- it could be. Actually, that’s kind of terrifying when you think about it.

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matt.

Well so much for it being your take pokemon. Well your pikachu is about to die so you better prove how good of a trainer you are right now before he dies. Do you even have any left after him?

Yeah, but mostly like Flying and Ground and Fire. Ye of little faith will see... after I force myself to actually get through this Trig homework. It’s due tomorrow. Can’t wait to graduate and let all this learning go to waste because when am I ever going to use Trig again? Have to become an Architect...

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elena.

Oh, no. I’m with you on that. This unit is boring as hell. I hate math. Now that we’re on the subject of Pokemon, I much rather talk about that. Did you use to collect Pokemon cards when you were younger too?

My counsellor told my mom to make me stop because I was getting too obsessive. I’ve an addictive personality and weak coping mechanisms, you know~

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valentina.

Why pokemon?

More like, why not Pokemon?

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damian.

…I don’t think that’s how math works.

Says who? You can’t disprove something that is insensible. You can only say it’s dumb.

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rian.

I don’t even know how that happens since the two have nothing to do with one another.

I mean, really, who says that the angle of this triangle cannot equal the Bulbasaur I drew. Information is what we make it. Some dude says this must be this because of this laundry list of reasons and everyone eventually agrees because it seems pretty legit. That is, until someone else says this is actually this and that other guy was just dumb and everyone eventually agrees because that also seems pretty legit. So I say this triangle equals Bulbasaur.

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christian.

I can honestly say that this has never happened to be, so I don’t even know how to resolve it and help you

I mean, I don’t need actual help, thanks though, but you’ve never been struck by the sudden urge to just procrastinate instead of doing homework? I don’t believe for a single second that anyone has ever possessed that much will power.

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wesley.

I could have just given you mine for free. I haven’t even touched the thing since I was seven.

All good, I have my own now and a bunch of vintage games.

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presley.

So what’s the appeal of a game that’s nearly impossible?

Surmounting the impossible, obviously.

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helen.

“that only ever made me think of Sacajawea and I’ve got no idea why.”

Who led Lewis and Clark across America? Strange thing to associate with Trig, but why not.

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andy.

What?

According to my homework, the angle this triangle is missing is Bulbasaur...

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drew.

“Oh yes. Now I think I know what you’re talking about. The boy wore a hat. His pet was yellow.”

He still does, but he finally changed clothes after like ten years? I was very torn between relieved and appalled. His pet is, however, still yellow so I didn’t, you know, light the torches or call in the lynch mob.

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jada.

I’m not following here.

Ehhhh, this page started out as my Trig homework and quickly devolved into drawings of Pokemon. Welp? ...This Blastoise looks so demented. Jesus.

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matt.

Well you should bring him out because your pokemon is gonna die, what other pokemon do you have?

I can’t because he actually is passed out. Problem also is, see, that Electric is really the only truly effective type against Water. I’m... fairly confident I can knock this guy out before Pikachu faints. He’s a trooper.

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jasmine.

I say that you should probably rework that one.

Hm? My equations all look fine to me...

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elena.

Happens all the time.

I don’t want to say this unit is boring as all get out, but~