Oknerd3

Hi! I’m Jade! They/them. I mostly talk about Dream SMP and draw. okartnerd is my art blog! Adult, that’s all you need to know

[okartnerd]

New fandom means new commission sheet :D!!

Feel free to message me about details!

[glitchdisorder]

mistah spidah

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[kittyking445]

HAPPY PRIDE to Black Aros on this site btw. Whether ur Aroallo aroace non-SAM loveless etc I hope your pride month is a good one

[sunflowersosa]

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[currrsy]

hot dog!

[stars4roryy]

phil lester is proof to me that it is possible to enjoy being alive. like it is humanly possible he's sitting right there in that clear inflatable chair saying he wants to live till he's 652 because he likes living that much. insane and awesome

[inkymora]

Hey! It’s been a while. Have a Qifrey!

Also as a small announcement: I changed my name! The old one started to feel boring to me personally.

[eesirachs]

sometimes praying feels like an autopsy on both of us

because it is

[aziidaa]

the backrooms, inspired by teun hock “Untitled, 2000”

[lushwithrats]

waiting.

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[nobrashfestivity]

Paul Rockett, Glenn Gould’s Hands, 1956

[marciaillust]

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

[uglygirlstatus]

sorry I had to draw this

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer