Green,

I don’t tag. I reblog: psychonauts now???, cat pictures, obey me, long text posts, and a lot more || 18+

[beans-ahoy]

OpenGateLabs is shutting down unfortunately. They're clearing out stock, so if you need estradiol vials for cheap (upto 50 dollars off for some), now is probably the time before they close up

[beanieposting]

They're also selling progesterone from $10-30 off and estradiol dermal sprays at $40 off right now

[bunnywand-z]

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've started Persona 5 and so far have experienced the extremely relateable and unpleasant situations of "making everyone really upset by speaking up against a problem they wanted to ignore" and "getting unbelievably lost in a new train station". Incredible realism.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'll fight mind demons or whatever but making me navigate a rail system is simply unfair.

[ambiguousamnesty]

Tried to challenge myself to draw relatively quick, this entire thing took about 40 minutes, I just attacked the canvas with whatever I could think of at the time, there's no driving force for this one It's a good exercise in my opinion, I'm hoping to develop my skill in drawing backgrounds and stuff because I love blocking them in and going in with colors/detail later, expect more of this!!! Some people have said it reminds them of art they'd see in children's books and honestly I'm so down for that and leaning into it Also finally finding my style I'm comfortable with, I'm exploring and experimenting if anything so expect inconsistencies, I just want to get better so I can, you know, make a living off this or something Thank you for reading and I hope you have a good rest of your day!!!

[art-the-f-up]

"Standards" - A spidrien comic.

Get more information on the bds movement here.

Read The Spidrien Series on Webtoon!

[art-the-f-up]

here's a drawing of Ahsan and Laaiqa wearing traditional Palestinian thobes in each other's colors! I always liked the fact that both the miraculous's together make up the colors of the flag. They literally said 'stronger together' haha

see more Miraculous Palestinian Heroes AU we're also starting a fundraiser project called Miraculers for Palestine so keep a lookout!

Donate to Islam Al Najjar he has an 85 yr old grandfather Donate to Raneen Bakroon who has young children and a daughter with breathing problem due to toxic gas and pollution Donate to Ahmed and Dina Alanqar they have three young beautiful babies.

[art-the-f-up]

I may act normal but the thought of Ladybug being the Guardian haunts me.

And it haunts Chat Noir too apparently. Imagine your wife forgetting all about your life together.

[taurzza]

Are you ready? To be abandoned? To be lonely? To be sheltered by the wind? ...

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[paper-mario-wiki]

you guys like rebuying games right? i mean, not like ACTUALLY re-buying them, cuz you dont actually get to KEEP the games but like. you'll give us more money for them again, right? you want super mario galaxy again right?

the worst console in our history is now playable with a subscription and a paid peripheral btw

please dont think about the fact that we still have legal slaves because of our demonic IP defending practices put people in so much debt that they will not pay it off to us in their lifetime

and also. chris pratt. fuck you.

[paper-mario-wiki]

excellent question

Gary Bowser, an old disabled man, was released from prison in 2023 following a 14 month stay after Nintendo imprisoned him for working with a third party company that made modification chips for consoles, during which Nintendo filed a civil suit against him, with the court deciding he owed $14m to Nintendo in damages. He will be paying it off monthly for the rest of his life.

here is how he describes being arrested:

“The day that it happened, I was sleeping in my bed, it was four in the morning, I’d been drinking all night,” Bowser says. “And suddenly I wake up and see three people surrounding my bed with rifles aimed at my head … they dragged me out of the place, put me in the back of a pickup truck and drove me to the Interpol office.”

[penumbrosa]

here is gary bowser's gofundme if you'd like to send some money his way to support him instead of the massive video game company he's indebted to for the rest of his life

Donate to GaryOPA Restarting His Life, organized by Gary Bowser

Hello everyone, my name is Gary Bowser aka GaryOPA as many of you know I am now in the process… Gary Bowser needs your support for GaryOPA R

[paper-mario-wiki]

good morning.

surprised at how many people are mad at me for bringing this up, and going out of their way to justify or dismiss Nintendo's violent state-backed abduction-at-gunpoint of a 50 year old man over some fuckin ROMs. i thought we were all already, like, on-the-level about how insane that is.

"god forbid we enjoy something for once" in response to criticism of Nintendo forcing someone into a lifelong debt after over a year in prison is crazy, when what youre so desperate to enjoy unbothered is a re-rerelease of a 17 year old game and a subscription service to play a console whose entire legacy is how terrible it was.

are you people actually anti-corporate, or are you just pretending to be until standing on it means getting toys taken away?

[madragingven]

finally just about finished with our caterpillar bead curtain :3

[dave-matthews-band]

ohhhh yeah it's a pretty big hit with the resident caterpillars

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

595.78 and 745.58

lepidoptera (re: caterpillars) and beadwork

[elios-sylvelios]

I love you when you're singin' that song And I got a lump in my throat, 'cause You're gonna sing the words wrong

[m0rn1ngstar0664]

hiii i love your writing! your blog is such a comfort to me after a long day

humbly requesting an hc list of things MC does that the brothers think is cute…

hiccuping, yawning, stretching. mundane things demons would find adorable watching a human do.

Thanks! I'm really glad to hear that my writing is comforting to read ^^

☁︎⋅ Random/Human Things MC does that the Brothers Find Cute ☁︎⋅

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Featuring: The Demon Bros x MC (separately)

CW: None

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Lucifer:

❀ Lucifer finds a lot of the things that he forgets that humans need to worry about cute, which could range from you snacking late at night while studying to keep up energy or just simply drinking water. Demons naturally need less in order to function, but seeing you drink what he thought was a lot for a human was pretty cute to him.

❀ Asking him for help to touch up your appearance instead of trying yourself or using magic. It's such a simple request, buttoning up something you can't quite reach or wiping your chin clean from dirt. Lucifer really takes the time to admire you, often throwing a quiet compliment to elicit some sort of reaction out of you at the same time. Plus, the fact that you're going to him about your appearance and not anybody else feeds into his pride a little.

Mammon:

❀ Mammon loves watching you stretch and yawn, any clear signs showing that you're tired. That lets him be the one to offer himself as a pillow so he doesn't have to directly ask to cuddle you. Seeing you doze off against his shoulder makes him more protective than ever, seeing the vulnerable look on your face melting his heart.

❀ He enjoys watching you eat a favourite food of yours. He can tell that you're eating to enjoy it fully, not just to fuel yourself up. Of course, anybody regardless of the species can enjoy their favourite food. But Mammon knows you're truly relaxed, eating like a happy human and not one worried about being someone's next meal.

Leviathan:

❀ He likes to watch you sleep. Not in the creepy way he swears, but it always reminds him that humans genuinely need to sleep in order to stay alive and not become delirious. You look so safe around him too, which only makes Levi feel more responsible to keep you comfortable. He'll even mute his game or show to ensure you don't wake up.

❀ It sounds silly, but he likes it when you blink, especially multiple times like if you got dust in your eye or if you're trying to wake up. Levi thinks it's kinda cute. The idea that you have to do this so your sensitive eyes don't get damaged is pretty strange to him, especially since his demonic...ness doesn't require him to blink so much. That would explain why his eyes don't burn as much when staring at a computer screen, they aren't as sensitive compared to yours.

Satan:

❀ Satan likes watching you get spooked or afraid of something, whether it's by a horror movie, a bug, or even a haunted mansion exploration. He finds it ironic that even though you command seven of the strongest rulers to ever exist, you can still get a little jumpscared from well-timed moments.

❀ Seeing you try and grab things out of reach without the use of magic. It's not that Satan likes to see you struggle, but he does find it cute that this was what you had to do before learning any proper magic. He often waits to see if you can bend down far enough or jump high enough to reach what you wanted before grabbing it for you.

Asmodeus:

❀ Whenever you do little checks to see if your appearance still looks good and making sure you don't smell or anything like that. Since humans didn't have as strong sense of smell compared to other species, Asmodeus thinks it's adorable seeing you fret over your appearance when he thinks you look and smell just fine. Enough to gobble you up.

❀ It's not really something you do, but Asmo secretly loves when you're sick and displaying symptoms that are otherwise harmless to demons. This means that he can pamper you for as long as you he wants, showering you with attention the whole time you're out. He also takes the time to brew you tea, soup, or dress you up or do your skincare.

Beelzebub:

❀ Beel thinks it's funny when you worry about small details, like a stain on a shirt or if you guys were staying up too late with RAD the next day. He's naturally carefree most of the time, but he can't deny the fact that he's relieved that you're worried about him and his wellbeing. His mindset is that there will be time the next day to worry about stuff, so he forgets humans often have a higher sense of urgency that comes with a shorter lifespan.

❀ This isn't too much of a surprise but Beelzebub absolutely adores it when you get cold. Seeing you shiver and slowly make your way towards him makes him so happy. He's honoured to be the one to warm you back up with his touch, which is one of the few times he's glad about how much more fragile humans are.

Belphegor:

❀ He secretly likes it when you hang around him if you've been alone for a while. Belphie often grumbles and pretends to be asleep if you're bugging him, but he doesn't want you to leave either. He especially knows what isolation can do to somebody, so he'd never kick you out. Humans are usually social creatures, and Belphie just finds it interesting that you chose a loner like him to spend time with.

❀ Belphie's definitely one of those people that wait for you to yawn so he can stick his finger in your mouth. Being around the Avatar of Sloth means that you are often sleepy and moving lethargically near him too, so you yawn often. Belphegor does find it cute, but he finds it even funnier seeing you get mad at him for doing that almost every time you yawn, which means you have to be quick covering your mouth.

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[kukopelli]

Jack posting , i may b insane but i am so jolly

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[homunculus-argument]

Saw a post about whether Johnny Bravo would date a trans woman, and now the thought is in my head and I hate being able to picture exactly how that conversation goes, so now I have to write it out.

You ask him, as a hypothetical question. He says he doesn't know what that word means, but you said "women" so now he's interested. No, the other word. He doesn't know what "hypothetical" means. He interrupts your explanation to let you know that sounds boring, he doesn't want to know what "hypothetical" means. What was that other word, you said "women".

You try to explain as simply as you can, being frequently interrupted by reminders that he is uninterested in abstract concepts and unfamiliar terminology. He doesn't know what a chromosome is. He doesn't want to know what a chromosome is. He is unsure how any of this subject is related to the ladies but he's optimistic about it.

After about half an hour, he finishes with asking "ok but what's the difference". After a while of unfruitful back and forth, you understand what he's asking what is the difference to him, how does this distinction affect him and his immediate surroundings. You have no idea how to word this in a way that would be understandable to a gerbil with A1 level english skills.

"If... If trans women are women, there's... More women?"

"More women. Nice. Then let's go with that one."

He walks into the sunset, leaving you unsure whether anything of value was actually achieved. As a matter of fact it feels likely that instead of you enlightening him, he actually managed to make you stupider.