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Love Begins
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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I'm so fandom brained, today I saw âM/W/Fâ and thought this some way to denote a type of pairing. Like, not mlm nor wlw, but mlwlf. Where it stands to question what F stands for then. Like, a foman?
Alternatively of course, it's âfemaleâ, in which case âmâ stands for âmaleâ and âwâ, analogously, for âwhaleâ, which makes me think of Moby Dick vore fanfics, of which there surely must be some. Well, hello ao3 search algorithm.
When I'm not replying to anyone online: Don't worry, I'm not responding to my irl friends either.
Breathed in so deep I look like sonic inflation art.
Pleased to announce that my attention span has now officially corroded to the point of me getting bored waiting for my opponent to make a move in a 1|1 bullet chess game.
No, they didn't take that long. Yes, I'm just playing to distract myself from the discordant voices of worry and shame.
I got confused today because someone used âslowburnâ in a context not referring to romance. It was about progression fantasy.
Learning Esperanto be like: Oh, âfokoâ? That means âfocusâ, right? englisch âfocusâ, in spanish there's âel focoâ and âel enfoqueâ and in german there's âder Fokusâ.
Wrong. âfokoâ is a seal.
âfocusâ is âfokusoâ, for some godforsaken reason.
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European Union health regulations want me to believe my idiocy is a me problem, when it's clearly because the food I'm eating has lead in it.
So I've heard you shouldn't be putting people onto pedestals. So. I've got you a stool. In my mind. So your legs don't get sore standing. yea. hope you like it.
The completely regular urge to write a two page manifesto explaining my intended meaning after every one sentence interaction.
The urge to reply âBro's been living under a rock fr frâ under every second post or comment on the internet. (They aren't as chronically online as I am)
Chewing doesn't necessitate swallowing.
Neither does swallowing necessitate chewing.
Thus it appears the two are completely unrelated.
I realised I dislike magic systems that favour one gender over the other. Nope. Magic is the great equaliser. I've already had to accept, however dissatisfied, that apparently, biologically, female and male bodies aren't exactly equal. (Though that's a perspective of averages, of course)
You're not doing this to me. I beg of you.
In a certain way, AI is just a bunch of shakespearean monkeys. There's a strict overseer walking through their files and iteration through iteration they're choosing the monkey who has produced the text closest to a human written one, kill off every other monkey and then use the remaining one to repopulate.
The monkeys still don't understand a damm about what they're writing, but selective evolutionary pressure has made them somewhat capable of mimicry.
like fanfiction is for discovering things about yourself. I've been totally sleeping on (pun) non-sexual and non-romantic bed sharing. Just cuddling, because one of them (or both) has nightmares or for some other reason.
And also consider the non-romantic, non-sexual bed sharing to romantic and sexual bed sharing pipe line. Wonderful stuff.
I wrote het instead of get today and got a dutch jumpscare. I already hear them mumbling gezellig in my ears. pls help me
Some authors are like âim.so sorryyy,.yall're probably bored with all this cake I'm making.. Do you feel burnt out from this cake? I can adjust the pacing, if you want. Cut these scenes away. I'm sorry that it's just the same kind of cake as yesterday, you've probably got enough of it alreadyâ
Brother (gender neutral) in Fandom! You plain CANNOT beat the formula of butter, flower, eggs and sugar and I will never get enough of it! It's cake and I love cake! You can feed me the same shit all day every day and I will not get enough of it! I just want to read these blorbos be cute together, blush maybe, hold hands maybe, hug even, maybe, and will not fucking get enough of it! I'm a glutton! I'm insatiable! I'm addicted!
Also, don't apologise, author. You don't get to apologise, you get to be happy and feel good about yourself.
Also, mandatory reminder that commenting saves lifes and that authors are fickle creatures whose motivation and mental+creative energy is subject to unstable highs and horrible crashes if you don't keep it topped up with positive engagement. And even then it wanes and waxes like the moon.
grrrrrrrrr... Some people don't know what slow burn even means. IF THERE'S NOT TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND WORDS OF MUTUAL PINING, THEN
I. DON'T. WANT. IT!
jk jk 50 thousand words is just fine.
But seriously tho, for the love of god, please don't tag something as slow burn when what you mean is âThey dont fuck until chapter two <33â (exaggerating). I get all excited over nothing.