hi.

I'm Leah. 22.

[memewhore]

[egyedi-eset]

[crazy-brazilian]

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[dark-sappho]

yeah.

[radwolf76]

[mysharona1987]

[bookshelfdreams]

Edit: Here's the source.

[doctorfoxtor]

This comment on the post sums up my feelings well:

[cranquis]

Perhaps someday, there will be a retroactive sorrow for how doctors and healthcare workers were intentionally driven to quit their jobs during the pandemic by ignorant fools and intentional maniacs.

Perhaps.

[relelvance]

I bet Nancy wasn't even that good

[omegaverse]

Can you stop minimizing the achievements of women

[relelvance]

Sorry

[weird-ecologies]

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kristina100000]

im really about to act up.

[bambismom]

These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public

[22drunkb]

i don’t even want to read the article, the headline is perfect

[modernhaterboy]

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.

[wonni]

[kr1g]

@sapphicspritzee look tiktok stole the post you made like 7 years ago

[eyeseyesbaby]

im fucking losing it lads

[punny-trash]

[hildagoneril]

[virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026]

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[helianthus-hellion]

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

[thepleasuregoblin]

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

[justsomeguycore]

we get lady president because old man joe had to get his hole blasted. proud to be an american today

[altonbrowns]