[okwhotookmyusername]

😠

Im a good girl! I deserve pets and scritches 🥺

[okwhotookmyusername]

Uuugh I don't feel well :(

[okwhotookmyusername]

ITS WEDNESDAY?!?!?

I thought yesterday was the 8th? I thought today was Tuesday

Oh I've completely fucked this

[okwhotookmyusername]

Took me several hours to find where I was supposed to be going (because iiiiim dumb)

And they told me to fuck off :/

[okwhotookmyusername]

Trying to find my way in this game and just said

"Northea-...well this is west..so that's your first problem.."

This happens all. The. Time.

[okwhotookmyusername]

There was a lil baby fly..little thing wouldn't let me help it 🙄 had to get a cup and paper

Ungrateful

[okwhotookmyusername]

I forgot there was gonna be a huge hole in the wall today

[okwhotookmyusername]

Had a very long sneezing fit earlier so I took some stuff and it's putting me to sleep :(

Like... excessively long fit, at least 20 minutes of practically nonstop sneezing 😒 sucked

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[okwhotookmyusername]

Really sucks when you're suuuper tired but the moment you lay down you wake the fuck up 😒

Don't fuckin lie to me I know you're still tired you prick

[yesornopolls]

Would you be offended if your partner said something like “I wish you were more like *somebody else*”

Would you be offended if your partner said something like “I wish you were more like *somebody else*”?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[coelii]

Never forget that DOGE was formed so Elon et al could fumble around sensitive government databases in order to hamper multiple investigations into his companies and government contracts

He is now a trillionaire thanks in no small part to this fiasco

[okwhotookmyusername]

I don't think I slept

I probably ate 🤔 quite a while ago

[okwhotookmyusername]

Okay I'm like barely minutes in and this game already made me cry

[okwhotookmyusername]

Was thinking of playing something but I just ate and now I'm super sleepy 😴

Like, I was real sleepy before but still

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.