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[old-bird]

is this anything

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[carnival-phantasm]

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

[carnival-phantasm]

I am now fighting a new urge

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[segamascott]

[tierrlist]

fish fear me women want me ivy

[fallout-lou-begas]

i've been watching pchal's Platinum Kaizo nuzlocke stream highlights at work and i'm a really big fan of the part where he forcefems his male Combee (because maxing out the Beauty stat in this mod lets you evolve it into a female Vespiquen regardless of the Combee's gender)

[fallout-lou-begas]

FUCK

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[theehorsepusssy]

[terpsikeraunos]

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[heartpdf]

[dimetrodone]

Looking

[dimetrodone]

She’s a bug

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need