I’m Old!

[old-man-offical]

I made this account for a singular joke. I don’t know if I’ll keep using it

[im-old]

puts you in a time loop

I’m looped!

I’m looped!

I’m looped!

[old-man-offical]

Well hi there!

[old-man-offical]

Well hi there!

[mnysrmqqxwkfytqxfnqsyyhxkhs-dea]

[knight-lautrec]

[galileoace]

…fourteen

[no-one-offical]

LOUDER

[definitely-ao3-offical]

FOURTEEN

[no-one-offical]

LOUDER!!

[definitely-ao3-offical]

FOURTEEN

(im tired of this grandpa)

[no-one-offical]

THAT’S THE SPIRIT

(i’m not that old :()

[old-man-offical]

I am

[old-man-offical]

Wow. They put humans in the computer and it managed to draw me! Technology sure is amazing!!

[old-man-offical]

I’m old

[old-man-offical]

That skull is me btw

[old-man-offical]

I’m old

[old-man-offical]

I have six followers and seven posts

[totally-cis-offical]

What is “six seven”?

[old-man-offical]

You tell me!

[old-man-offical]

I have six followers and seven posts

[im-old]

I’m abandoned!

[old-man-offical]

I’m a friend

[totally-cis-offical]

I’ve made this in the style of @littleguysdaily because I thought that blog accepted submissions for some reason

I’m embarrassed to say I had to trace the sprite and it still looks like that

[old-man-offical]

I’m old!

[im-old]

puts you in a time loop

I’m looped!

I’m looped!

I’m looped!

[old-man-offical]

Well hi there!

[satan-offical]

Top text

Meme picture

Bottom text

[kaiandbunny]

Intro paragraph

Angry explanation to paragraph

Completely misses the actual point of original post

[satan-offical]

Joking comment about your mum

[totally-cis-offical]

Says “posts that have 10k to me”

[old-man-offical]

*leaves note*

[ham-offical]

HELLO OFFICALVERSE!!

i am ham, the ultimate lunch meat! the best food there ever was! HAM!

i use he/him pronouns (they/them and it/it’s are also fine, just not preferred!)

obligatory officalverse tagging™ under the cut!

@satan-offical @totally-cis-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical @offical-wikipedia @lemonade-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @spotify-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @jeff-offical @no-one-offical @ffej-offical @hunger-offical @john-doe-offical @james-offical @onion-opinions-offical @lime-offical

[old-man-offical]

Howdy!

[secretly-an-olm]

how old do you think the oldest person in the officalverse is?

like is there just some 70 year old part of this

[old-man-offical]

Now there is!

Gyahaha