"I am many things. A coward, for one. Selfish, wretched, a fool beyond measure. Yet for all my failings, there remains one thing I shall never suffer them to take from me: the freedom to fly."

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"I am many things. A coward, for one. Selfish, wretched, a fool beyond measure. Yet for all my failings, there remains one thing I shall never suffer them to take from me: the freedom to fly."
Shaaloani: The Land of Enchantment Part Two
Hello again! First of all thank you so much for your responses to these posts -- I've really enjoyed reading your reblogs. I'm glad folks are enjoying this!
As I mentioned in the first post -- here is the second half! It's covers the plants and animals I thought worth special distinction. By that I mean animals that communicate how much research was done regarding this zone. So no rroneek, no uxtena. It's pretty clear they are both meant to be buffalo and rattlesnakes.
And if you're somebody who hadn't caught that, um... surprise! That's what they're based on.
If you're somehow getting this post without reading or seeing Part One first, here is a link to Part One. I'd recommend giving it a read first.
With that taken care of, let's pick up where we left off before!
Shaaloani: The Land of Enchantment Part One
Hello again! It's another lore-adjacent post from me about a niche special interest of mine. This time it's Shaaloani, the American Southwest/Northern Mexico inspired zone in FFXIV's Dawntrail.
I want to disclose a few things right at the start just to temper people's expectations: I will not be definitively ID'ing any of the indigenous-inspired structures or visuals as inspired by any specific tribe. That's not my lane! I'm going to link to things that they remind me of, for sure. But otherwise my hyperfocus is going to be on the physical environment, some animals, and the ceruleum as petroleum industry. It's what I recognize best! And what I know best, truthfully.
"This world is beyond saving, like those who try to save it. Muddled as my mind may be, I've not forgotten that. But if fate has brought me to you, the one person in this godsforsaken world who can see and hear me, then perhaps there is a reason I endured. If I can find out why I was left behind, then maybe… maybe I can bring this journey of mine to an end."
CONGRATS ON THE LAST NAME, MISTER ARDBERT FINAL FANTASY!
-slide whistle noise-
(starring my partner’s smol tank, cocopops copops)
ATTN: If you see someone in-game using my name that's not from Balmung, it's an impersonator.
I don’t own these characters and these were likely created by someone who has been harassing me. If it’s not too much of a bother, please report these accounts/characters for impersonation:
I’ve kept quiet about this because I’m not really fond of bringing drama on soc/med. But this person has already crossed the line multiple times:
For over a year now, Schezar Skyblade from Mateus has been harassing me both in and outside of the game.
Keep reading
UPDATE: Just wanna add more to this, because this harrassment from Schezar Skyblade still hasn’t stopped.
At this moment, I cannot publicly reveal any details, but if you see any accounts claiming me or my commissions are a ‘scam’, please feel free to contact me if you have any concerns:
I’ve posted about this issue before (original linked below). From the trail we’ve found online, this was the work of the same person who has been harassing me both in-game in FFXIV and across other social media platforms:
As of writing, the sites they have created on Carrd have been taken down multiple times due to violating the platform’s content policies. Several Twitter accounts have already been suspended for the same violations, but they continue to make dummy Twitter accounts in order to keep up with their harrasment. This abuse from Schezar Skyblade has been going on since 2021, ever since they’ve been kicked out of a local FFXIV Discord community for the same behavior. More details of their previous harrassment here: Twitter Thread 1 | Twitter Thread 2
i think it was essential IN MY TWISTED MIND that hydaelyn could not tell the wol I’m afraid and I have regrets and Please run so she has to do it in insane weird ways like putting 6383738 rabbits on the moon to build apartments
A wistful chilly morning (Post-6.2, WoL!Jordan)
Jordan sighed as she felt the last bit of warmth from her teacup fade. She had taken the last sip but a moment before, looking as the sun had lifted up past the horizon. The morning had begun in earnest here at the small cottage by the sea off the east coast of Vylbrand.
Ever since she returned from the edge of the universe, the brink of death, an entire year ago, Jordan had taken to having morning tea out on the veranda on every clear morning she could. Sometimes a neighbor would stop by, sometimes her oldest friend Emmeline, sometimes some important somebody or other representative of the Admiral or Alliance or whatnot. Mostly, it was just herself and her animals.
This morning, she spied her chocobo Pipa, dozing against her friend Cuddles, the brown bear. It was getting a bit chilly after all Jordan thought May’aps I need to bring in the stable cover n’ one of ‘em Garlean-style ceruleum heaters. Jordan let a soft chuckle out, despite herself.
The months after The Final Days were a blur. The first month, she visited her family in Ul’dah for a while, crying despite herself when her adoptive granddaughter bent down and gave her a hug upon their first meeting. Despite what she said to Sami, it wasn’t really from the chronic pain in her shoulder.
The next months were, to be frank, debauched. She had abstained from drink, but not from her other vices. She had coin enough saved up and a sizeable discount for the one who help stop the bloody end of th’ world, after all. Then she chartered a boat off to the South Seas. Tataru had some cockamamie scheme of settling an island, but settling wasn’t the point. Years ago, she had made a pledge. She promised herself when it was over, when she knew her grandchildren would grow up in a time without war, like she had, she would go out to sea alone and end her life. She had done it. Committed to that future. And here she was, as she had panned, placing the proverbial blade to her throat.
But she couldn’t do it. She knew as she alighted from Oschon’s Torch that she didn’t need to martyr herself anymore. She had prepared to slough off and wipe away the people who had killed so many she knew growing up. She had hated that standard of locked chains. She has wanted to murder Quintus van Cinna the moment she had laid upon the bastard. Learning he had died by his own hand, seeing the spatter of red, she could only spit and call him a coward.
By the time the final conflict had flared, not between her and the union of all despair, but between a tired old woman and a spoiled princeling turned rabid dog, she was sick of hating. Sick of herself. But no longer sick of living.
When she returned, she spared few trips from home. She was glad to be in her own bed, tend to her garden, drink her tea and soothe her wounds. She knew she wouldn’t heft an axe without some pain again, but the biting ache kept her anger going. Swords and Gunblades just weren’t the same, handy though they were. She got to know her neighbors, who were lovely once they got past the suspiciousness of the empty house suddenly bursting with life and chores and famous dignitaries and the like coming to visit.
Thankfully, the few trips she had undertaken were to someplace warm, by the sea, and, most importantly, valued good tea. Old Sharlayan had been a disappointment, sharing some of the worst aspects of Ishgard (the occasional drifts of snow, even in summer) and Gridania (the lack of actual flavors 99% of the time). Thavnair, in contrast, had spice and sea salt in the air, warm and cordial faces, and tea that rivaled Doma in complexity and presentation. True, the whole “voidsent” thing was a pressing issue, but she could leave the details to the others. Y’shtola is looking to travel to the First, Vrtra wants his sister who practically raised him like a mother. ‘n Estinien Varlineau Jordan mused, a smirk growing on her face is too obvious. Makes jest at Alphy’s savior complex, but ‘e’s just as much the same sort of boy protecting friends. Must be an Elezen thing may’aps. Zero was a new wrinkle, but Cylva’s words had helped put her at ease and she was able to let it fall to more capable hands until there were answers.
It was enough to be in a space of quiet, though it was beginning to get on with the day as Jordan’s thoughts again turned to the now cold teacup.
She stood and felt a presence in the pocket of her tunic. She reached in and felt the warmth and smoothness of the top as it came to points on the side. Azem’s stone. Mind of its own Jordan thought Always ‘appy to just be around until summat thing needs doin’ or it wants me to galavant off somewhere…
She entered her house and placed the cup in the sink. She looked out the kitchen window, noting the small ceramic plaque, which hung nearby. It was decorated with a crook, the symbol of her own patron God. Jordan shook her head as she felt an old twinge and itch at her feet. “All right, all right! Can’t let an old woman rest in ‘er home fer five minutes can’t ye?” She announced out old, as though addressing the books and knick knacks in the room.
Jordan Rosalind Kennedy, having lived as such for 57 years on Ethierys, knew better than to counter provenance. She went downstairs to see her pack and her adventuring gear was ready.
As an old friend once told her, “the call to adventure never takes no for an answer.” She needed to make sure her affairs were in order.
in honour of twitter maybe dying soon may I present and preserve some of my favourite XIV tweets
Reblog if your an FFXIV blog!
Help the lost Twitter spirits find us all.
I love that in the time since Twilight was big we've learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive
Heavy is the chest of the girl who wants to have huge fucking honkers
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Knowing Your Sign!
The best place to start is to explain the layout. Each moon in Eorzea is designated a specific deity, and each deity has their own unique symbol. These symbols are what we view in the stars to determine the sign of an individual!
Halone – Spear – First Astral Moon (January)
Menphina – Moon – First Umbral Moon (February)
Thaliak – Scroll – Second Astral Moon (March)
Nymeia – Ewer – Second Umbral Moon (April)
Llymlaen – Wave – Third Astral Moon (May)
Oschon – Arrow – Third Umbral Moon (June)
Byregot – Spire – Fourth Astral Moon (July)
Rhalgr – Bolt – Fourth Umbral Moon (August)
Azeyma – Sun – Fifth Astral Moon (September)
Nald’Thal – Balance – Fifth Umbral Moon (October)
Nophica – Bole – Sixth Astral Moon (November)
Althyk – Axe – Sixth Umbral Moon (December)
Those whose namedays fall within the last 3 suns and first 3 suns of a new moon are born on a cusp, so the potential of both signs that bridge that cusp could apply! Be sure to read both! (ie: 32nd Sun of the Fifth Umbral Moon is a cusp between the Balance and Bole sign!)