what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website
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what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website
america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you
You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.
To level my charisma stat
Ah a gamer, you may pass
Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend
Me: *removes my clown nose*
Me: *removes my clown wig*
Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*
Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *
Me: *removes my silk ha-
tbh i think a lot of straight people being ‘clueless’ are just them adamantly denying gay people exist
i’ll never forget that woman who went to buy a bed with her wife and the saleswoman would not accept they were lesbians even when they said ‘we’re married’ the saleswoman had a pained look on her face and asked ‘friend-married?’ they’re not clueless or stupid they’re just monsters
edit: stop commenting ‘that’s just stupid/ignorance’ or whatever else, making a very conscious decision to deny gay people exist around you isn’t ignorance it’s homophobia and i’m sick of everyone saying ‘that’s just ignorance’ as if it makes it any better!
A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.
That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.
op change your url this is fucking fantastic
I am both of these people
Same.
You say:
“ All women are beautiful”
but what you probably mean is:
“All women have value.”
And the reason you’re mixing up those two words is that you’ve been raised to believe that only beauty can confer value on women.
It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be
no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls
hey, I really needed this. Thank you.
*pulls you apart like a twizzler*
not to sound like an old woman with an enchanted mirror begging at the side of a medieval road but it’s amazing how much greed has become a publicly acceptable attribute and one day and possibly soon we WILL pay for it
I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water
The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit
the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af
They lived with a sentient disembodied hand
that’s just how goths are sometimes
Don't judge
is 3 fingers too much
not at all! most people have 10 :)
That mood when ????? Shrug emoticon but less of a lopsided smile and more :/
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