Work Hard, Fight Hard, Die Well

"You'll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on out own point of view" -Obi Wan Kenobi

[protect-and-love-cats]

20 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever

[thedesigndome]

Exquisite Figurines Depicting Various Seasons

New York-based assemblage sculpture artist Garret Kane composed a breathtaking series called “Seasons”, actualizing a figment of his own imagination.

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[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Simpson’s went through a phase where their iconic opening sequence got really dark. Like decapitating Maggie, zombie Bart eating the family and the family eating the dog for dinner dark. It was so bad that most television companies wanted to drop The Simpson’s off the air because they had gone too far but there was public outrage because people now used The Simpson’s to tell the future and without it how would we know what the future held?!

[idesignedthefjords]

Yeah that is not a dream. That was legit this opening sequence:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

That’s the most unsettling thing I’ve seen in a while…

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My family was being haunted by an overdramatic French ghost. The thing was, we didn’t actually mind her, we thought her whole “popping up and screaming at us and flouncing around” schtick was hilarious, and, besides, we looked her up and her story was actually kind of sad and we had sympathy for it, but she was haunting a piece of our trash, and we had to throw it out eventually. When I finally did, she was really upset, sobbing and stuff, and we all felt really bad, until she figured out she could possess the neighbor’s dog, and use her ghostly powers to text us that she was cold and ask us if we could please let her back inside. She also managed to do the ghostly version of “Obliviate” on our neighbor.

In the end, we had a new dog, a new friend, and if anyone ever tried to hack us or anything of the kind, they were in for a time, because this chick was overprotective as fuck.

[kap-sin-deactivated20210709]

This could be developed as a series, a story or a comic or whatever but whichever form it takes, I would like some more.

[leona-florianova]

“Your death has sealed the fate of everyone else on Earth. The Enclave triumphs, releasing the FEV virus into the atmosphere. Millions die, and the Earth falls silent… again.”

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

My book is finally out! It’s called Super Chill: A Year of Living Anxiously and you can get it wherever books are sold! Amazon actually SOLD OUT of copies, but it should be available on other sites like B&N! Amazon should have more copies soon!

[tainted-petals]

More like the aggrevating difference between women being sick and having to cope vs men being allowed to be babied

[happy-bird-bouquet]

and calling a girl with short hair uncivilized and shit for not following traditional femininity. transparent lol

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Ummmmm she likes her hair short so it doesn’t collect cobwebs when she’s crawling around inside the walls of my Victorian mansion. It’s called being a good father.

[happy-bird-bouquet]

are you going to eat my ass? are you going to eat my ass, adam?

[yesyourstalker]

Bitch are you ok?

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

What the fuck is wrong with people on this site?

[such-justice-wow]

Have any if you fuckers on this site seen a joke in your life?

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Even Adam isn’t safe

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

Kinda deserves it.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Still, this isn’t fair. If I’m gonna watch a bitch burn I can’t let it be in a witch hunt.

[unionjackrebel]

He was making a joke at his own expense and people on this trash site STILL FIND A WAY TO BE OFFENDED GOOD FUCKING GOD

[tiralatele]

[swarfs]

[klubbhead]

I just got called out by a fucking bot xbdjdjejskakek

[klubbhead]

Ableistic 🤣

[klubbhead]

Hduejsnsms

[klubbhead]

I’m fucking done hahahahaah

[klubbhead]

We’re just stuck in a loop now

[thenatsdorf]

[star-spangled-jackass]

Woah

[onsighthoe]

[demonic-cultivation]

not to comment on a post but the chinese is “中秋节快乐” which translates to “happy mid-autumn festival”!!

[catchymemes]

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

[audrey-hepbae]

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

I knew that thing about the ketchup, but why did they have to use their bare hand??? 

[southernsideofme]

[ar-gangbang-deactivated20190211]

Nationalism. We the people. As one.

[king-token]

They Love Trump which had to piss off the Liberal Propagandist Media

[southernsideofme]

[thebourgyman-deactivated2022010]

Today on T3LP2, Classic Daisy makes her presence known.

Read full comic (so far): https://t3lp.bourgy.net/en/comic/pt2-22/

#Daisy, #Nintendo, #Peach, #Princesses, #Rosalina, #Sleepover, #T3Lp, #T3Lp2, #Webcomic

[tuesdaey]

[canofstars]

I think that the points are as follows;

1. Live each day with courage

2. Take pride in your work

3. Always finish what you start

4. Do what has to be done

5. Be tough, but fair

6. When you make a promise, keep it

7. Ride for the brand

8. Talk less and say more

9. Remember that some things aren’t for sale

10. Know where to draw the line

[tuesdaey]

You are correct and well versed in your Cowboy Ethics, partner

[sunnysundown]

[vladtheunfollower]

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Hes trying his best. I love him.

[animemangamusclegirls]

Tsubame Kamoi  -  Our maid is too annoying! (Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru!).