MDZS owns my soul

WWX appreciation society ♡ Taylor, 17, She/Her ♡

[inclus-cringe-comp]

[babieken]

Yoo Kihyun invented boobs

[egberts]

people on reddit are really like *buys $54,000 in stock* daily grind :) hustle every day :) hold to the moon 🚀 and then lose money anyway

[egberts]

appreciate the concern but why

[prokopetz]

Homestucks are like “let’s use all the typing quirks at once, ha ha”, and it’s still not as bad as the way Internet users circa 1998 actually talked.

[snailienz]

Well now I’m curious as to what an example would be cause it had to be a disaster so beautiful it would rip my mind asunder.

[prokopetz]

Here’s the original post re-written in a form of leet that was popular around the period in question:

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Bear in mind that this is a relatively mild example of the type; for the sake of readability I haven’t used any jargon or intentional misspellings, and the orthography is inauthentically consistent throughout; in practice, it was common for fluent leet-speakers to use varying substitutions for the same letter in the space of a single message, and often even in the space of a single word.

[thewebcomicsreview]

[f1rstperson]

It’s 2020 i shouldn’t have to emotionally deal with seeing leetspeak, okay

[lazorsandparadox]

Leetspeak is a valuable skill, because theres no better way to come up with a secure password you can actually remember, especially now that websites are requiring special characters

[tomcats-and-tophats]

Defining your sexuality as uniquely “being attracted to PERSONALITY” is just so condescending and revealing. Like how poorly do you regard your LGBT siblings to cast our experiences in such an ugly superficial light

[stfudiscoinfernoed-archive]

What this post means: personality plays an important part in attraction for most people regardless of their sexuality and defining your sexuality as “attraction to personality” not only ignores that but implies all other sexualities are exclusively about physical attraction

What people in the notes are saying: are you trying to shame people for being physically attracted to others?

[goredilf-deactivated20210622]

Bisexuals, for decades; Bisexuality is extremely complex and can’t really be tied down to one definition. Bisexuality is a love all genders and is not a bad or dirty thing. For some bisexuals, they might experience their bisexuality in a fluid way, but they might not. Some bisexuals may rarely be attracted to certain genders but they’re still bisexual. Preferences do not define us or our sexuality. 

Y’all; Anyways, I’m omnisexual abroromantic panplatonic. I’m also homoflexible and polyaesthetic. #BiPanAllyship.

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

what's up with picrew tumblr and always talking about arson like you wouldn't even steal a bag of crisps from a tesco i don't think you have it in you to torch a building. i doubt you even own a lighter.

[night-dragon937]

i own a lighter! i own three! they’re fun to play with!

[schrodingers-fyke]

There’s many lighters at my house >:( I could easily find 10 at any point in time >:(

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

oh my god... wow... really? is that so? that's so crazy... yeah... damn...

[schrodingers-fyke]

..

I didn’t expect OP to actually respond to me

BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

when you are in my notes you are like basically in my house

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m in your house you say? op do you happen to have a propane torch? :)

[searching-for-the-frog-man]

*sigh* okay who let them out of the basement?

I'm not mad I just wanna know

[annytheseal]

fire!!!!!!!!

[searching-for-the-frog-man]

No fire-

[annytheseal]

fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[searching-for-the-frog-man]

nO!!

[annytheseal]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

[metalbatteryzone]

i feel like i’m being pelted with rocks watching this

[theroguefeminist]

all of us have been unlearning problematic things - it’s really malicious and in bad faith to purposefully dig up old posts by someone that do not reflect their current opinions and attack them over it out of context

[phaedra-theexhausted]

Go get rid of your old terrible posts then. If I eat something I don’t keep the wrapper around. I get rid of it.

[theroguefeminist]

I have nearly 50,000 posts on my Tumblr blog which I have been running since 2011. It is literally impossible for me to sift through all of that for every single “problematic” post just for fear of some jerk dredging up something I said eight years ago.

And honestly? I shouldn’t anyway. You can literally make the opposite argument: that it’s wrong to hide your past. If we all keep pretending that ideological purity is possible and erasing the journeys we’ve gone though to learn from mistakes and become better, more educated people I feel like that does more harm than good.

Anyway, your attitude is victim blaming. We should not normalize a culture of fear where everyone is desperate to hide their flaws because someone might start a harassment campaign against them. The solution is ending that culture, not saddling people with the burden of dealing with it.

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[bichosis]

bly manor fandom logs onto twitter every day just to be like "friendly reminder that dani cannot be bi because she's not a one-dimensional slut who wants to fuck every man she sees" and i am expected to just deal with it and can i just say? i will not💖

[bichosis]

it seems like every time a popular wlw ship blows up with no confirmed sexualities, every biphobe has to show their full ass by being like "i'll have you know that that woman doesn't like being catcalled by random men on the street" or "that woman thought she was in love with a man her whole life because she thought she had to be, something a bi woman would Never Know About" fully revealing how none of them see bi women as full, complex people with similar experiences to lesbians.

like it is a little fucking ridiculous how often this happens, it is a consistent pattern of people getting offended at any person implying a wlw character MIGHT be bi because she (runs down the bullshit "comphet and abusive rls with men are lesbian only experiences" google doc) didn't want to fuck the random man at the library who told her hello

[zagreus]

obsessed with this tweet

but also deeply insulted by the implication that fondant isnt delicious

[fetus-cakes]

fondant is garbage and I’m willing to duel over that statement

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

PlayDoh tastes better than fondant.

[linda-belcher]

[stretchygazelle]

That’s all I needed to know

[taikeero-lecoredier]

Archive.org is facing a lawsuit

tldr: the Internet Archive/WayBack Machine is super important in term of archived content, billions of stuff are on there, and with the current event happening in the world like stated above,without this tool, it will be hard to properly document what took place. It will be easy for certain people to rewrite history. Dont let them.

DONATE HERE (post dont get much exposure with working links sorry)

 archive.org/donate/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

IF YOU CANT DONATE THEN PLEASE SPREAD THE INFO

On twitter,tumblr,facebook,heck,anywhere you want,this needs to be talked about !

[ruffboi-mags]

they’re being sued due to putting together an “emergency library”, essentially, in the wake of schools and libraries closing due to covid-19.

you can read about it in a few places. here’s one article on the subject, but there’s plenty to be found.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

this must be what people in china and new zealand feel like looking at american news. solved the problem here but totally helpless to stop it elsewhere

[curiouslyodd]

Human Pet Guy does not only believe that wood was a material completely unknown to the Romans, he also believes that every single Roman lived in varying levels of mini-Colosseums.

[headspace-hotel]

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

do those really detailed ‘gaming spaces’ just make anyone else feel depressed. like the gamer bed

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

this just makes me lose the will to live. if i sat in this i would spiral into the worst depressive episode in my life

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Is that a ramen cup holder?

[unquestionablyquestionable]

That is absolutely not an ICU bed. Why tf would they put an ICU bed in a grey room obviously meant for photoshoots?? Also, there is no railing, the bed does not have wheels, and he is not hooked up to a drip or any sort of intensive care equipment. This is a bed for gamers who don’t want to get out of bed. 

[zomboney]

absolutely is. this is a picture of the gamer ICU and the hardworking gamer nurses and doctors dont spend years playing surgeon simulator to be disrespected like this. please think before you post. thank you

[taeminsbf-remaking]

Fixed the meme (I'm pretty sure we've all seen the original)