hard of hearing, soft of dick

i yap and i fuck old men. // 21, she/he

[oldmanfuckerbrigade]

welcome to my blog.

thesis:

18+ PLS AND THX

i talk abt the fucking beatles here: @paulmccartneyexplodingonstage

im posting abt freak shit, block if u must, keep urself safe. incest and rpf ahoy

dms and asks always always open pls come talk to meeeee

[oldmanfuckerbrigade]

also i’m never EVER getting over the fact that matt johnson was ON THE FUCKING CAPE for several months and i was too busy having no idea who he was to track him down 😭😭😭😭

[oldmanfuckerbrigade]

call the fucking coast guard

[htt-words-mode]

"RPF is soooo hard to explain it's sooooo weird it's bad and wrong'" it's fine. it used to be if you were a sex symbol people would just whack off to a picture of you or maybe write a dirty fantasy letter about you for a book or magazine, and now everything is all alienated and sublimated and abstracted and so a major way of Being a sex symbol is people imagine you, making out with another sex symbol, with tongue, and the dreamer happily uninvolved. fantasies are part of sexuality. it gets more elaborate because people crave tension & resolution and i mean lots of erotic material is also complex & always has been. it's the age of the voyeur baby it's fine. run that one again but they're up against the racecar and with more tongue. nice.

[androcola]

prog lover group chat

Yesfan1970: just finished listening to one 20 hour song! Onto the next!

💪1 👍4 ❤️3

Floydfan74: amazing 30 minute guitar solo on this song! Lovin it!!

🔥4 👍3 🎸2

ELOluvrrrr: I love the crazy electric keyboard!! Great sound!

👍4 ❤️ 5

Beachboyguy65: nice song under 3 minutes! you guys should check it out!

😠5 👎3 🤓1

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[unroxyfication]

trying for a child with you for months and the pregnancy test finally comes back positive. we're overjoyed and spend the night celebrating. we go to bed afterwards. you wake up and im gone. ive blocked you on everything. you never see me again. i abort the child and charge it to your debit card. i hate you.

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[vorreitenertiqui]

The camera zooming into Rolin laughing at this part specifically during the DM line read 👀 Which, apparently, is exactly Rolin's type of humor:

Throughout S1-3, to quote Snequanimity:

"Armand, we are constantly told, was a catamite. He's a twink bottom. He was a limp, passive ragdoll for sale. His daddy groomed him into a little bitch. He's emasculated, a beige pillow, his sexual performance is so-so, he's desperate and needy, he's a pussy and a betaboi. In short, he's too gay, not Lestat's ideal of a masculine bisexual man. like this is some kind of corruption of character, being the receptive partner in anal sex" 

Recently, ONE journalist has FINALLY commented on this

and that's because the journalist himself is a gay Indian man:

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[firefly-ix]

I love this video. Matt's just repeatedly embarrassed. Embarrassed that he's getting called out for eating straight peanut butter. Embarrassed that Jay's complimenting his muscles. Embarrassed that everybody’s drawing him fat.

"Everybody's drawing me fat" pops into my head unannounced constantly i'm obsessed.

[its-kinda-snowy]

On top of the world

[victoriavonhemen]

matt and jay hurting each other for 4 minutes

[rickyapologist]

pornhub.com/roommates in pajamas

pornhub.com/bunk beds

pornhub.com/jealous suicide baiter

pornhub dot com/homoerotic homophobia

pornhub.com/fatal gunplay incident

[mattys-marbles]

man fuck off