Whatever

"First thought best thought."

[meteorherd]

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

[meteorherd]

see this person gets it

[landrylovesmatcha]

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

[seongpinkhwa]

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[happyheidi]

The lighting under the bridge makes it look like a crescent moon in the water ♡

Yongqing Fang, Guangzhou, China

source

[happyheidi]

[whichcouldmeanothing]

Happy 6 years of the Side by Side Falsettos Thanksgiving-tacular!

[fairycosmos]

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

[tvandfilm]

Pushing Daisies | 1x05 “Girth”

[luminarai]

I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[pinkcatminht]

[wilwheaton]

Get fucked, Bill Kristol. You built the foundation for all of this horror.

[crazy-brazilian]

[png-heaven]

Heart shaped vintage valentine postcards 

[mrswhymrhow]

having something deeply wrong with you starts with downloading sudoku and solitare. healing starts with undownloading every social media but keeping sudoku and solitare.

[genvy]

brendan fraser introducing björk on snl, 1997 / twin peaks

[thealphapigeon]

Listen man I can't plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you're telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I'm in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i'm in nebraska buried in a sand dune

[thealphapigeon]

Me in six months double booking myself like a whore