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one of THE scariest comedy videos i've ever seen about to hit a milestone

you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that's it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that's it. you're miserable in your 20s and that's it. you just go forward

sentientsky

musashi

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

Photo by Channi Anand

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White-rumped vulture (Gyps bengalensis)

#childhood #nostlagia

dogpuppy

#meme #comment section is gold #lmao #literally lmao

greeniery

mermaids-ate-my-dinner

#meme

depsidase

#the kids are alright

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Thank you all for the well wishes towards my move to Sweden! I realized there was some misunderstanding about my web shop and people have been panicking. All the prints, artbooks, koi lanterns, etc will still be sold as before. The only items that were discontinued were wall scrolls and tote bags. This is because my shipping assistant is still based in the US, so she can still ship small things like prints from her house, but there was no space for big items like wall scrolls. I do have plans to ship some stuff from the both the EU and the US in the future, but right now I'm just trying to get myself settled first before worrying about the shop. We just got a microwave today and I'm so happy to eat warm food again 😭 Another common question people had was about what airline allowed me to fly with my dogs. I used K9 Jets, which is a chartered flight where dog lovers pool together enough funds to book a plane to fly their dogs in the cabin. My dogs are family and I don't want to risk them getting hurt or worse if they got treated like luggage and thrown into the cargo by a regular airline. The plane was pretty small and the ride was very bumpy (I threw up twice 😭) and crowded, but my babies are safe and that's all that matters. I heard there is also Bark Air that offers a similar service but they didn't have flights from my location. I hope that helps for other dog lovers who want to travel safely with their floof family!

#art #painting

crittizen

this is a poem

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i couldn’t not draw this

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ok…!

luxury-nightmare

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

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babe are you okay,

your reblogging the subway

rat poem again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#subway rat

byjove

“every painfully normal woman is worth 10 painfully normal men” and I completely stand by that. Also, I’ve found painfully average women often have other things going on under the surface, more depth and more personality than they’re willing to show the world. Trying to get a seemingly boring guy to open up is like pulling teeth but seemingly boring women love to surprise you with secret hobbies or unexpected worldviews or unusual interests. Sometimes you’re pleasantly surprised, sometimes you find out this seemingly normal mom of 3 is quietly evil.

oilbirrks

This is so fucking sexist, go talk to more men lmao

yeehawpim

become the protector

#comic

prokopetz

Out of curiosity, for those who have polls, what's the character limit on the text of a single option? Asking for a friend.

dizzyhslightlyvoided

I pasted the entire Bee Movie script and it got reduced to "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to", so, looks like 80 characters.

prokopetz

Hm.

The most widely used transcript of Bee Movie is roughly 80 000 characters in length, so – assuming you're okay with options splitting mid-word in order to make optimal use of the available character count – you should be able to fit the whole thing in about 100 consecutive polls. (i.e., 80 characters per option x 10 options per poll x 100 polls.)

Does anybody know if there's a limit on how many polls you can post in a day?