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popular idea of a healer: Y-yes, tank! Iâll do my best, just lead the way! â„
actual healer: worship me
Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!
âIs there someone you hold dear?â
âDonât you feel any guilt?â
âYouâre actually afraid to be alone, arenât you?â
âThere must be something you fear.â
âDo you have a home?â
âIs there someone you like?â
âAre you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?â
âArenât you ashamed?â
âArenât you happy?â
âWho do you despise?âÂ
âHow do you sleep at night?â
âWhat do you think of kindness?â
âWhat do you think of hatred?â
âWhy do you fight?â
âWhy do you live?â
âHow much blood have you spilled?â
âHow much death have you seen?â
âDonât you think your actions are reckless?â
âDonât you know how much good youâve done for others?â
âCanât you tell they love you?â
âCanât you see he/she would die for you?â
âCanât you tell the truth for once?â
âYouâre not tainted.â
âYouâre not alone.â
âYouâre awful.â
âYou donât think of anyone but yourself.â
âYouâre an emotionless robot.â
âYouâre just a lap dog.â
âItâs not over.â
âHe/she needs you.â
âStop lying.â
âStop fighting.â
âStop pushing others away.â
âYouâre cruel.â
âYouâre far too kind. Too kind for your own good.â
âYou depend on him/her too often.â
âYouâre overprotective, itâs stifling.â
âHe/she is bringing you down.â
âYouâre too timid, itâs easy to see you as a target.â
âYou need to listen.â
âYou need to speak up more often.â
âYouâre weak.â
âYouâre too proud.â
âYou wonât always be around to save him/her.â
âOne day, he/she wonât need you anymore.â
âYou canât cheat death.â
âYou canât hide forever.â
âTheyâll find out the truth eventually.â
âThat person is only holding you back.â
âTheyâre too good for you.â
âYouâll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.â
âIt will get better.â
âYou look lonely.â
âYou look bitter.â
âYou look tired.â
âYouâre hiding a painful burden.â
âYouâre perfect.â
âYouâre beautiful.â
âYou will always be worthless.â
âYour hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.â
âYouâre lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.â
âYouâll rise above them all.âÂ
âYouâll find your place in this world.â
âEventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.â
âSometimes kissing an established magical boy or girl will do it too! You could try Asuna, for instance!â
Mahou Sensei Negima!? Sentence Starters - Part 4
Heâs using all that power to come and save you, and he may as well save the world while heâs at it. Well, I wonât deny youâre an expert at smashing things up. To put it blunt, I doubt I will be alright at all. An opportunity to bring down the hammer of divine punishment upon a foolish mankind! Let us battle to our heartsâ content. You can always just bring her back to life, so what does it matter if I kill her a little? Stop calling me âshortyâ and âforehead girlâ. Take a good look. Stop jumping to conclusions. Heh, itâs nothing serious. A tiny hole just opened up in my stomach. So this is what they call an overwhelming difference in power, huh? That just pisses me off. Now, without going as far as burning up your souls, letâs roast the lot of you. We will not be overcome by a mere despicable human infant! Thereâs no need for you to keep being a doll of God. Having an upstart like you come out of nowhere to steal my stage - Itâs like it grates on my nerves no matter what. It seems you are a defective unit. I do understand that your fist is not as heavy as his. What Iâm saying is, Iâll let you understand with my fists. Do you intend to shoulder the fate of the world with that softness? Donât just calmly analyze this! Now this is what you call a climax! What kind of pairing is this? Good grief, youâre just a little girl, and youâre this beat up because you tried so hard⊠Even at times like this, girls can still talk about their love lives. What if what was attained was not âdeathlessnessâ, but âceaselessnessâ? I donât hate him. I want to talk with that you. He beats down what stands in his way without thinking. What we bestow upon them isnât death. Itâs salvation. Donât get it wrong. Yaaay. ThanksâȘ Somehow I feel incredibly agitated. Donât ruin our talk, damn it! I was at a good place! You little white prick.
Mahou Sensei Negima!? Sentence Starters - Part 3
Donât look down on humans! We wonât borrow anything like the power of God. Weâll do it with our own strength. If you think that to be free from everything is to be on the path to power, then you are surely mistaken. I came back with my fighting spirit. I donât give a damn about that delusional epic fantasy crap anymore! You may be an idiot, but Iâve always had faith that you were a normal and realistic person! If you give up in a place like this, I wonât forgive you! Do it, Loli Grandma! Iâm surprised you got out. I set the spell to lock-on to you too. You seriously tried to kill me, didnât you? Looks like I should have seriously tried to kill you. What are you up to? That sounded pretty spicy. Donât be so dull. Just jump him. First-name basis AND casual talk? Definitely a turn-on. Next time I start daydreaming, Iâll pay more attention to my surroundings. Discovered in record time. Reward, please. WellâŠI apologize for going crazy like that. YOU AND I, WEâRE ALREADY FRIENDS FOR LIFE!! IF YOU TRY TO BACK OUT NOW, IâLL CHASE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD! AND YOU BETTER BE READY FOR IT-!! It makes me hate how small I am⊠But now, he wonât die even if he is killed. I want to pound into you the full weight of my emotions. Iâm gonna go all out and get a little rough! Which hell did you crawl from!? Why did you keep something so very delectable from me, boy? Enough with your cheek. Hold this. The future from here on is a blank page. Someone needs a smacking! Bunch of guys not good enough for you? That what youâre saying? CrapâŠmy solid sense of reality is wavering. As long as individuals stand on the field of battle with the will to fight, they are not women, nor children, nor men. They are equal fighters. There is no reason for them to hold back. I can hear you, you idiots. Since Iâm pretty into you, this is the perfect chance. The you before came from a sullen position since birth. You were like an unsheathed sword that would cut whoever touches you. Besides, the feeling of having to carry the burden of unhappiness since the moment you were bornâŠ.I can sympathize with that. Stuff like âeverythingâ or âdreamsâ are misunderstandings people have all the time! The soul gets affected by its body. I became immortal in a bratâs body, so, supposedly that makes me younger than the other monsters, butâŠbeing with you people really makes me feel my age. Itâs not too late, even now. Everyone has the right to be happy. Your opponent right now is me. So right now, look at me. A lot has happened today, so Iâm a little tired. Please continue to call me Colonel Sanders, just like before. Whatâs with all these birds? Once this is over, youâll be gone again⊠Sorry for not being able to do anything for you. I donât have the right to tell you something like this, but grow up cheerfully. I can understand your feeling of admiration for this young, accomplished, yet super cool genius and undefeatable father who was also a hero, but⊠You should be yourself. Donât cry so much. Excuse me, Iâm not good with interviews(lie). AWESOMEâ SPEED PICKING??? THATâS NOT IT! MY HANDS WONâT STOP SHAKING!
Mahou Sensei Negima!? Sentence Starters - Part 2
Where there is distress, therein lies a story. Where there is a story therein lies a will. And wherever there is a will, therein lies a soul. Didnât I tell you? As long as they are within my reach I wonât let you harm my comrades. Side-effects may include the brain going âpah!â I, for the sake of our lives, must do evil. That I cannot run away from. Why donât we try to tie ourselves together too? Positive energy! Thatâs what you need! Hey, draculady! Get your grille away from him! Thereâs nothing to be gained by slicing up a wooden doll, but a human is a different matter. I am a tool. Even though youâre covered in mud, you must keep moving forward. The probability of me dying is low. I calculated. Huh? It sounds like fun. Nah, it sounds more like being killed. To feel relieved or to feel like you understand is usually your own misunderstanding. If you have a huge problem, donât relieve yourself of it. Hold it against your chest and march on. No, this information from Fairy-san is trustworthy. I seek naught but blood and carnage. You canât just throw stuff like this into the story out of nowhere! Whereâs the foreshadowing!? âŠUh, I think that would raise some serious issues. Do not call upon me over such trivial matters, cat. I hear the hot dad is back again? My apologies. This was an inappropriate example. I thought you were meant to be a professional! The more unfulfilled wishes a person carries, the greater the void that exists within their heart. Itâs internet slang, an abbreviation of âReal-Juujitsuâ. It refers to people whose âReal Livesâ are âCompletely Fulfillingâ. I will force you to believe me, with my own hands! Oh god, sheâs totally gotta be a final boss character! Look at that design! The drug of happiness is more dangerous than any threat or torture. Yep, sheâs a monster.
Mahou Sensei Negima!? Sentence Starters - Part 1
I see you have a desire to die, Book-man. Good! Then run off and get kissing~! Weâve all gotta wipe our own damn asses. Oh my god, itâs the kissing Terminator. So you are so unrefined as to pour that muddy water into your stomach 7 times a day. Wait a sec, thatâs my sandwich! I will have you enter the match wearing this school swimsuit. Join forces with that creepy glasses freak? No way! Forget it!! If you split your body into 16 you can pick them up 16 times as fast. ETERNAL NEGI FEVER!!! Courage is the real magic. This sucks where did my normal school life go? Itâs a robot, a goddamn robot. Weâve got some hentai teaching the class. Welcome to 2-A the class for eccentrics. I hate parties, staying inside by myself is much better for someone like me. Shut up! Itâs my habit to get red-faced! I come with it standard! What, you suck ass!? Oh yeah, youâre gonna get stabbed and killed one day! No, Iâm going to stab you, and then Iâll die too! The image quality is poor-de gozarune Please stop that! Now weâre proper partners! Iâm a little dumb. This fight has been so enjoyable, and yet now I must defeat you. No time for asking question, Iâll just do it! To be more precise, I suppose I could say that this entire world is an illusion. ENOUGH ALREADY, YOU PERVERTED EGGPLANT! Such sorrowful beings we puppets are. What about âem? Screw that crap!! Please stay away, okay!? Itâs dangerous! What is love? Can you eat it? In the butt? In the butt. I donât know what kind of Lovecraftâs Cthuthu-!!! Itâs irregular, you can say, and totally not in my plan! Plainly, just run! Iâm so gonna leave you! What kind of human typhoon? How the heck did you pull that thing out from the âmagical valleyâ? We treasure hunters have a very strong team spirit! I didnât think we could ever run together again! Covert operations are my specialty, after all. Hurry back to your own world and do your sufferinâ there. Dear me, I was aiming for your head. Truth? Meaning? Words like thoseâŠthey ainât got a thing to do with me or my life. You can do anything if you have the spirit for it. Donât get consumed by the darkness. Donât look backâŠkeep on moving forward. When a guy keeps his gaze fixed right in front of him, the world smiles on him. Rage can lend a person power, but it also clouds oneâs judgement. I donât think thereâs such thing as a nasty book-lover⊠Ohhh yeah, now weâre talking! This is what itâs all about! Proper Hollywood B-movie style!! You canât conquer anything if youâre dead!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, MORE LIKE! Stark naked, eating crisps and playing retro video games!? Youâve gotta be kidding me! Iâm forcibly initiating the frenzy. I could use a hand, people. The polygamous duo are back in action? Good to see it! Get outta here! Iâm not interested in requests from an old fart like you! HERE HE COMES! HIS NATURAL GIGOLO TALK! Even if itâs a power gained by running away, itâs still your own strength. Those who make their voices heard are always the ones with power. Whether itâs justice or evil. We cannot keep ourselves clean. No, we were most likely never clean to begin with. If you look with a lucid eye, you will realize that being alive means the same thing as doing evil. Lick my feet.
âI got a phone! Itâs really... pretty different than what we had back home?â
âYou can play games on it and stuff! Thatâs so cool!!â
A pause, then, as she presses the Contacts button... And realizes that everyone in the city is included.
âThat might be really useful...â
;;send âIâm feeling lucky!â for my muse to gift your muse something from the Monomonomachine!
Randomizer used here; xxxx
[And this is why I usually cut the post as soon as I reblog it.]
A Little Bit of Home <3
âTotally! If Negi can get away with it, then so can I!â The cognitive dissonance is heavy here, considering sheâs fully aware of how intelligent he is. But that didnât matter, because he was like ten, and by golly she wanted to talk about cryptids. She blinks and sort of flinches her head back when Konoka calls her sensei. âD-donât do that, itâs weird.â This was the start of something terrible, if Asunaâs gut was anything to go by.
âWe can, if you want. Itâs a dorm setup, so thereâs not much else to it. The roomâs kinda small, but not too badâŠâ Frankly, sheâd been so used to living with Konoka that being in the dorms here wasnât a big deal. If anything, it felt rather homey to her - a sense of normalcy in all this. Even with the giant plants and weird feeling she was being watched constantly.
Konoka just grins a touch wider, in response to her friendâs words. Sheâd probably listen to her, yeah... For the most part. The opportunity to tease was definitely strong there, after all. Still proud of her, though.
âWhat are you going to be teaching? I might need to sign up for your class~â
âAnd of course I want to check out your place! Itâs not like weâre not used to living in a small dorm, right? And if itâs on the way...â
Send (à„âą à±Șâąà„ ) to touch my museâs cheeks and squoosh them.
Please preface questions with âTruthâ
âI am sorry that I am adverse to skin contact. Perhaps an affectionate pat on the head will appease you.âÂ
âIt will if you smile while you do it!â
Sheâd make note of that, though. ...And, really, she would never turn down head pats.
âWell, it was worth a try.â