Oli @olithewitch - Tumblr Blog

petzah394

strange-aeons

Kasper is blessing each and every one of the stickers I'll be selling at dashcon

mogblin

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

spicymochi

they are sitting and pondering

raspberrypeekaboo

Further Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 propaganda, allegedly Ryan Gosling has turned down People’s Sexiest Man of the Year spread multiple times because he thinks it’s cringe, so I think it would be really funny if we, the people, democratically elected him the People’s Sexyman

slewfootwitch

If a person's friends are racist and they don't care because it doesn't impact them or they try to reframe their buddy's racist behavior as something else, they are also racist, okay? 🫶

romanceyourdemons

sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

raccoonmilf

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

leebrontide

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

raccoonmilf

To contribute to the critically endangered pygmy raccoon fund, you can donate:

On the website

On Venmo

On PayPal (make a note that this is a donation for pygmy raccoon conservation)

raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

raccoonmilf

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

constellation-sapphic

If I was a Minecraft YouTuber I would be so good at having a mcyt fandom. I'd be so hands off. Do whatever tf you want baby. I'd be silently gleefully watching with a lurk account that I'd never even allude to. Like Batman.