Liv.

bjärk

[blluish]

[toadbreath]

forgor his pants. how embarrassing

[electronicmail]

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

[bugwars]

got a job doing lower back tattoos on stray dogs. they haaaate it lol but it’s good money

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crehelf]

[ozempicofficial]

[duncebento]

his loincloth….

[kushblazer666]

[skopostheorie]

Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now

[everflowers-deactivated20250513]

[backseat-burner]

Date of origin: March 24, 2015

Vine caption: "White girl trying to remember the day she was born"

[despazito]

His little pony...

[catchymemes]

[muppetshow2026]

my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office

[muppetshow2026]

everyone is so mean to my awful boy

[wifegideonnav]

[girlmostlikely]

Literally

[cedar-phoenix]

best addition

[cottoncandylesbo]

the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite grandpaism of all time is when he said "every time i learn a new person's name i forget the name of a fish." that shit has stuck with me for years. what did he mean by that

[guerrillatech]